woooow dude

I'm sorry for posting so much smurf about my ex but wow.

My roommate and I were just talking about my 5 year old and how she mimics everything and my roommate let it slip that Michael used to bitch about it. He used to say smurf like "She (me) acts like she (Evangeline) is SO smart but she really just repeats smurf she hears and Vivian doesn't even realize it."

okay first of all dickhead my daughter IS brilliant. She's a smart smurfing kid. Two even if my daughter was a stump I would brag about how smart she is to drool the way she does. THAT'S WHAT PARENTS SmUrfING DO.

Smurfhead who the smurf talks about a 5 year old like that. Jesus smurf I want to hit him.

I'd kick him in the face.

What a dick.

Quoting Viv, Ev & Gwen ♥:" I'm sorry for posting so much smurf about my ex but wow. My roommate and I were just talking about my ... [snip!] ... does. THAT'S WHAT PARENTS SmUrfING DO. Smurfhead who the smurf talks about a 5 year old like that. Jesus smurf I want to hit him."

I brag on how smart mine is all the time. So does SO. That man doesn't deserve the title "father".

It's a good thing he's an EX now, right?  

Ex for a reason.

Quoting Cap'n Obvious:" I brag on how smart mine is all the time. So does SO. That man doesn't deserve the title "father"."

He's not Ev's dad, he got me pregnant with this one.

I would watch how much you say or do around the roommate. Seems she is always telling you stuff he said or did. Why didn't she tell you this stuff before?

Quoting Viv, Ev & Gwen ♥:" He's not Ev's dad, he got me pregnant with this one."

Ahh, gotcha. But still.. That's your child. He should have had more respect for you and your daughter.

Quoting Hairspray:" I would watch how much you say or do around the roommate. Seems she is always telling you stuff he said or did. Why didn't she tell you this stuff before?"

I kind of wondered about this with past threads. Are you sure that the roommate and your ex don't speak?

Like Evangeline's dad is a smurfing heroin addict and almost never sees her and HE still smurfing brags to everyone who will listen about how smart and amazing and perfect our kid is. It's natural. How the smurf are you going to sit there and say you're ready to be a dad and then bag on standard parenting smurf.

Quoting Hairspray:" I would watch how much you say or do around the roommate. Seems she is always telling you stuff he said or did. Why didn't she tell you this stuff before?"

Yeah because Michael asked me is she was mad at him because she's been ignoring him. I just said idk and to ask her.

She thinks he's smurfing scum. He told her a bunch of smurf about me that wasn't true to make me look like I was an awful person. She's transgendered and he told her I said all kinds of transphobic smurf so she HATED me when I moved in. The night after Michael and I broke up she confronted me about it and I was like wtf are you talking about. And then we had a LONG talk and allll this smurfed up smurf about Michael started to come out.

Wow. What an smurf. I wonder what his reasoning for doing that would be.