What is the funniest/weridest thing your LO has said.

OR what you have had to tell LO to stop doing.

I think mine favorite was the time I was weighing myself while my DD was in the bath. I kinda sighed because I didn't like what I saw.. My daughter goes, its okay mommy, I still love you even though your fat... I laughed for awhile about that one.

One time I had to actually say "Son, we don't put chicken nuggests in the dishwasher"

lol The funniest thing lately (that I can think of) is DH sais while LO was sitting on the potty (we're pt currently), LO looked down and said "My penis is acting silly!" lmao

Every time we walk into DH work I used to say "It smells like cow smurf" Now my two year old says "Momma were at the cow smurf!" every single day, and if you ignore it he keeps saying it.

My kids say hilarious things on a daily basis lol. This morning my oldest was describing to my youngest what the nut cracker soldier decorations were for. She saod,."you put your nuts in there and crack 'em." I was laughing my ass off even though they didn't know why haha

We were walking downtown the other day and seen a horse and carriage at a red light, my 5 year old daughter said, "Look at that horse over there, whippin' his hair back and forth."

DD came up to me the other day and said, "Mommy, my balls don't hurt anymore..." Lmao. No idea what she was trying to get across there...

Pointed at his grandpas Nipples which he calls nini''s and said my nini's!

Idk where it came from.

I can't wait til LO can make funny sentences!

But, the weirdest thing I had to tell LO was to "Stop kicking your foot in your crap!" and I have to say 'Stop sitting on the kitten!" all the time!

My four year old pointed to her little brother who is one and said "Mommy, when we're done with THIS baby, can we get a sister?!?"

and I said "done with who?"

and she said "Owen! When we send him back, THEN can we get a sister?"

She was NOT happy when I told her he was ours forever and ever. Which I thought she already understood... lol.

Oh and ds will wave bye to his pee pee and say I love you.

Oh, my. I could write a book on them...

Let's see, my oldest son told his little sister: "I have no idea why Mommy and Daddy let you into this family. I wouldn't have."

After watching the Superbowl with Daddy, my daughter was inclined to tell me that she wanted to be one of the girls on the Bud Light commercials. Great, hun, just great. I'm so proud.

I once caught my younger son begging my oldest son to hit him over the head with something sharp, so that he could go get stitches at the hospital like his friend had...

Oh, this is a favorite of mine: My husband had to run the garbage cans out late one night in the pouring rain and was jokingly whining about it to me the next morning...He was explaining how cold it was, and then sarcastically said: "But don't worry, I didn't get wet." Which led to my daughter's question: "Was it a dry rain?"

banana toti is probably one of the funniest things either of them have said. they call their privates their toti and they saw theyr little cousin (boy) being changed one day and said EWWW HE HAS A BANANA TOTI and it just went from there lmao.

Quoting That Girl.:" Oh and ds will wave bye to his pee pee and say I love you."

DS waves by to his pee and poop when I get him to go in the toilet:/

But DS doesn't really talk enough to say anything funny... yet...

Um...

Honestly the one thing I cannot believe I ever had to say was, "Get your penis off your brother's shoulder" one night after a bath while I was trying to get the boys dressed

MY child didn't say this, but another child did talking about her when she was born.

Kid:"Awww the baby is sooooo cute. Mom can we get another one?"

Her mom: *laughs* "Where am I going to get a baby from?"
Kid: "At the HOSPITAL! Duh....."


Then my daughter calls people boyfriends or girlfriends of people all the time. She doesn't get it as a relationship term, but she has heard the phrase somewhere, and thinks a boy who is a friend is a boyfriend. Etc.

My room mate asked her dad to get him some milk at the store. They were leaving, almost forgetting the milk, when Olivia says, "Daddy, your boyfriend said bring him milk."