re: What is the funniest/weridest thing your LO has said.

Quoting packersgirl + 3:" Um... Honestly the one thing I cannot believe I ever had to say was, "Get your penis off your brother's shoulder" one night after a bath while I was trying to get the boys dressed"

  That made me laugh! Lol...

not the funniest or weirdest because it is hard to keep up with him, but this is the most recent (last night before bed)
he just randomly turned to me and said: 'Heaven is in Wisconsin!' lol

Quoting Derpy Hooves:" MY child didn't say this, but another child did talking about her when she was born. Kid:"Awww the baby ... [snip!] ... at the store. They were leaving, almost forgetting the milk, when Olivia says, "Daddy, your boyfriend said bring him milk.""

HAHAHA! that one killed me...

Quoting CurlyDimpledLunatic!:" My four year old pointed to her little brother who is one and said "Mommy, when we're done with THIS ... [snip!] ... a sister?" She was NOT happy when I told her he was ours forever and ever. Which I thought she already understood... lol. "

Sounds like how my son is gonna be...
Everytime I ask him what he wants (brother or sister) he just yells NO!

Quoting packersgirl + 3:" Um... Honestly the one thing I cannot believe I ever had to say was, "Get your penis off your brother's shoulder" one night after a bath while I was trying to get the boys dressed"

OMGOSH! That is so funny! I had to tell my son "we dont put our tallywackers on our toys" boys are werid

I just had to tell my son dont lick your mawmaw! He thinks he is a puppy