re: KICKING AND SCREAMING 20

Quoting Thisperyears:" How was everyone's NYE? I was dragged out to the bars, had one sex on the beach, had a panic attack because ... [snip!] ... attack because there were way too many people, and rang in the new year crying in bed once we found a cab to bring us home  "

We had a couple friends over with their 2 kids. Bottle of jager and a couple shots of moonshine, and I was pretty drunk  

Quoting I'm Marbles:" She just turned 21. Old enough to go to bars. LOL"

.... which is why I said " as in the girls I work with " .. not her..

that moment when you accidently text your sister instead of your husband, at 230 in the morning containing the words sexy, naked, and thrusting.          

Quoting Mary.:" that moment when you accidently text your sister instead of your husband, at 230 in the morning containing the words sexy, naked, and thrusting.          "

Aw smurf. I would die. LOL

Broly ate $11.00 worth of candy last night while we were sleeping. Why DH left it on the couch, I have no idea.  


And weird. DH has NEVER taken the kids with him just to run an errand....not that I'm complaining, but.....weird.

Quoting ℳary ℐane:" Aw smurf. I would die. LOL"

i am, im slowly dying.

i really really hope she does not text me back.  


shes my "good" sister too.. the one who didnt have sex before marriage and blushes when you say R rated words.

Quoting Mary.:" i am, im slowly dying. i really really hope she does not text me back.   shes my "good" sister too.. the one who didnt have sex before marriage and blushes when you say R rated words. "

So, basically....you sent another version of me that text?   I don't think I'd text you back, so...hopefully she does the same.  

Quoting the grace life:" So, basically....you sent another version of me that text?   I don't think I'd text you back, so...hopefully she does the same.  "

im dying.

ive got the laugh/cry going on.. i start to laugh and it ends in a wimper.

Quoting Mary.:" im dying. ive got the laugh/cry going on.. i start to laugh and it ends in a wimper. "

Damn I want drunk sexy Mary texts  

Id text ya back  

well... nice of your brothers fiancee to tell your mom about Nicholas
I more figured we'd do that when we were yah know. official... sigh.
cats out of the bag now.

I'm proud of myself for not getting schwasted, even with drinking rum and vodka and doing Jell-O shots

I'm so glad that work was dead and I got cut and then the place filled
Kissing my man at midnight in my sweats with his best friend ad his girlfriend playign catch phrase
Better than any bar or party I coulda went to.

Quoting Big'n:" I'm proud of myself for not getting schwasted, even with drinking rum and vodka and doing Jell-O shots"

I got smurf faced enough for the both of us I think   But smurf it was a good time

I think I'm going to start telling people I'm 154 months old indtead of saying 21  

Quoting Thisperyears:" I think I'm going to start telling people I'm 154 months old indtead of saying 21  "

Im 371 months almost. Dude that sounds old as smurf



But wouldnt you be 252 months? 154 months would mean your 12