re: KICKING AND SCREAMING 20

I am so smurfing miserable and you choose to have this child sleep with us?! Do you want me to off myself?!

Bailee broke a glass tonight while.I was in the bathroom and she cut her finger. I just wanna cry and kinda wanna puke. I feel so uneasy and shaky right now. At first I thought it didn't cut her so I put her in the high chair so I could clean up the mesa and then I look over and she has blood all over her face, tray and hands.  


I feel like a smurf mom.

Double smurfing post

Quoting May ♥:" Bailee broke a glass tonight while.I was in the bathroom and she cut her finger. I just wanna cry and ... [snip!] ... could clean up the mesa and then I look over and she has blood all over her face, tray and hands.   I feel like a smurf mom."

Matthew cut his hand with a pampered chef knife.   We all have our "bad mom" moments.

Quoting Thisperyears:" I was thinking more along the lines of Marilyn Manson but whatever helps you sleep at night."

Get back to sippin' on that haterade.  

Quoting Thisperyears:" I can't figure out how to open the webcam on Carlton's computer  "

go to youtube it will open it for you.

Quoting Sonia Blade†:" I am so smurfing miserable and you choose to have this child sleep with us?! Do you want me to off myself?!"

come sleep with me we can be miserable together

Quoting May ♥:" Bailee broke a glass tonight while.I was in the bathroom and she cut her finger. I just wanna cry and ... [snip!] ... could clean up the mesa and then I look over and she has blood all over her face, tray and hands.   I feel like a smurf mom."

It happens.

Misa wound up in the hospital with 5 staples in her head because she cracked her scalp open on a metal bed frame while I was in another room.

Quoting SAFFY™:" It happens. Misa wound up in the hospital with 5 staples in her head because she cracked her scalp open on a metal bed frame while I was in another room."

Violet sort of fell out of the high chair yesterday. I forget to snap it, turned my back and she was basically out. 'Cept her head was stuck and would fit. We all have oopsies.

Quoting ℳary ℐane:" go to youtube it will open it for you."

You're so smaht  

<blockquote><b>Quoting ᗩmandaSixx |33 wks|:</b>" come sleep with me we can be miserable together"</blockquote>

Kid has a runny nose and at night he acts like its the end of the world. I'm tired, in done being a parent for now, everything irritates me!

I even got Misa's head wound published in a book.  

Smurf My Kids Ruined...haha

Quoting FaithLovesPussyCats:" Violet sort of fell out of the high chair yesterday. I forget to snap it, turned my back and she was basically out. 'Cept her head was stuck and would fit. We all have oopsies."

I bugged my parents for like a month or two to lower DD's crib because she was pulling up and the top of the crib was at her waist. One morning she woke up and was playing quietly in her crib and letting me sleep. And all of a sudden WHAM! *baby bursts out crying* She had flipped over the side of the crib and landed on the hardwood floor. They lowered it that day.

Thanks guys. Good to know I'm not alone.

I wish I could justify paying for someone to clean my house just once. Its not dirty gross I just dont want to do it. And it needs to be done by Sunday morning.