As it is very hard to correctly estimate the size of your vajay hole, I gave FOUR RL comparisons.
thx in advance

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

wrong forum

far too few men here to get good results  

OMFG, you're killing me.  

As a woman, I vote eggplant. Think of how much less painful childbirth would be!

Quoting David1981:" wrong forum far too few men here to get good results  "

Eggplant FTW.


You know nothing  

*snort* I can't take this serious.

Quoting Curlyheadedfck:" *snort* I can't take this serious."

Please, I'm trying to get accurate results, here. Very serious, stuff.

Quoting Jackie Burkhart ♡:" Please, I'm trying to get accurate results, here. Very serious, stuff. "

You, missed, a, comma, Jackie.

Hahahaha...!

I choose "roll of quarters " because I don't know how painful an inch or less would make sex.

I would have liked a "large watermelon" option. Eggplant just doesn't seem big enough for the mental pic.

Quoting Jackie Burkhart ♡:" Please, I'm trying to get accurate results, here. Very serious, stuff. "

hahahaha. is this what we want it to be or what it is hahaha.

Quoting iLL-Legal Alien:" I would have liked a "large watermelon" option. Eggplant just doesn't seem big enough for the mental pic."

Oh, wait. If we can add poll answers-- I'm going black hole.

I want it to be big enough to stick a head in there.

Quoting BαƚMαɳ:" You, missed, a, comma, Jackie."

You missed my big fat dick in your mouth.