Quoting Mayhem.:" I suppose the reason OP stopped responding is because his hands are busy. One on the computer mouse, one on the cucumber. Though I suspect it's more of a hot dog."

Cocktail weenie  

Quoting Mayhem.:" I suppose the reason OP stopped responding is because his hands are busy. One on the computer mouse, one on the cucumber. Though I suspect it's more of a hot dog."

wrong on both accounts

Quoting David1981:" wrong on both accounts"

A pencil?

Quoting !!Katie!!:" A pencil?"

lol
banana is more accurate

Quoting David1981:" lol banana is more accurate"

It's yellow and curved?

Quoting Love Wedge +2:" It's yellow and curved?"

just curved

Quoting David1981:" just curved"

hmm.... interesting that you never asked about that? well, not yet.

<blockquote><b>Quoting !!Katie!!:</b>" lol Reminds me of an episode I saw of "A Thousand ways to die" This chick decided to get a little ... [snip!] ... of her vag, with it, gave herself an air embolism and died. They found her on the couch with a carrot hanging out of her. "</blockquote>




I remember seeing something like that. I forgot it was a carrot though. Lmao. That would suck.

OP I just looked at your profile.
You do realize this is a forum for parents and expectant mothers?

You were just like A/S/L.

bahaha.

Have you heard of plenty of fish?
Adult friends finder?
Eharmony?
Cupid.com?

Maybe Switzerland has some bomb ass dating sites.

I'd you get desperate, there's always Facebook our Myspace, Twitter, Bebo. etc.

or you could just get the basic, MSN, Yahoo, gmail, aol.

Lmao., baby gaga is not your place son.

There are so so so many options out there...

Quoting **Hanna**:" OP I just looked at your profile. You do realize this is a forum for parents and expectant mothers? ... [snip!] ... get the basic, MSN, Yahoo, gmail, aol. Lmao., baby gaga is not your place son. There are so so so many options out there..."

But what if he thinks knocked up bitches be sexy?

Quoting **Hanna**:" OP I just looked at your profile. You do realize this is a forum for parents and expectant mothers? ... [snip!] ... get the basic, MSN, Yahoo, gmail, aol. Lmao., baby gaga is not your place son. There are so so so many options out there..."

thx, but
1) I know where I am
2) I know where I could go if I wanted to hook up

Quoting David1981:" thx, but 1) I know where I am 2) I know where I could go if I wanted to hook up"

No one suggested you wanted to hook up...

<blockquote><b>Quoting Love Wedge +2:</b>" But what if he thinks knocked up bitches be sexy?"</blockquote>




Haha. Like Ryan Reynolds character on The Change Up when he's banging Tatianna...

Lmao

<blockquote><b>Quoting MommyToWesley:</b>" No one suggested you wanted to hook up..."</blockquote>




Yeah a PP did.

Quoting Jackie Burkhart ♡:" <blockquote><b>Quoting MommyToWesley:</b>" No one suggested you wanted to hook up..."</blockquote> Yeah a PP did."

Oh missed that.