Quoting kuhlaneuh:" bahahaha.... a cucumber. how about an eggplant.    "

  cucumber is enough for me.


and OP, i picked cucumber, but i also chose about 7 inches on your last poll. so, if i get a cucumber girth in about 2 inches.... that's a no-go! so, just re-iterating that the length and girth matters to me. plus, how you use it, of course.

<blockquote><b>Quoting David1981:</b>" I don't stress out. I'm just scientifically interested.  "</blockquote>

A poll about dicks on a parenting site counts as scientific these days?

I had no idea  

Quoting Love Wedge +2:" I'm a carrot girl, myself. "

baahah, good golly those are some choady carrots

Ahhh, Sarcasm. lol

Hey, you're the one who goes on a pregnancy and parenting website and posts penis questions...so I wasn't sure you were aware that there is porn available... 

Quoting !!Katie!!:" It probably just gets him off, reading the answers.  "

You would think that if he were going for "getting off" he would make a poll about bra size or something like that.

OP, why don't you make that your next post?

Quoting Mayhem.:" <blockquote><b>Quoting David1981:</b>" I don't stress out. I'm just scientifically ... [snip!] ... interested.  "</blockquote> A poll about dicks on a parenting site counts as scientific these days? I had no idea  "

All the scientists are doing it now.

<blockquote><b>Quoting MommyToWesley:</b>" You would think that if he were going for "getting off" he would make a poll about bra size or something like that. OP, why don't you make that your next post?"</blockquote>



 

Or a poll on areola circumference.
go big or go home.

Quoting MommyToWesley:" You would think that if he were going for "getting off" he would make a poll about bra size or something like that. OP, why don't you make that your next post?"

Because breasts are a good thing regardless of size.

Quoting Mayhem.:" <blockquote><b>Quoting MommyToWesley:</b>" You would think that if he were going ... [snip!] ... OP, why don't you make that your next post?"</blockquote>   Or a poll on areola circumference. go big or go home."

Nipple length?

<blockquote><b>Quoting Love Wedge +2:</b>" Nipple length?"</blockquote>

 
Tic tac, pen cap, m&m

<blockquote><b>Quoting Love Wedge +2:</b>" I'm a carrot girl, myself. "</blockquote>




Carrots. Dying.right.now.

=D

Quoting MommyToWesley:" You would think that if he were going for "getting off" he would make a poll about bra size or something like that. OP, why don't you make that your next post?"

I guess.

I just figured maybe he enjoyed hearing (seeing) women talk about penis,  

Quoting Jackie Burkhart ♡:" Its not the size of the boat, or the motion in the ocean..its if you can stay long enough in port for all the crewmen to get off. Don't stress yourself out."

  I agree!

I suppose the reason OP stopped responding is because his hands are busy. One on the computer mouse, one on the cucumber.
Though I suspect it's more of a hot dog.

Quoting **Hanna**:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Love Wedge +2:</b>" I'm a carrot girl, myself. "</blockquote> Carrots. Dying.right.now. =D"

lol

Reminds me of an episode I saw of "A Thousand ways to die"

This chick decided to get a little crazy with a carrot, punctured the inside of her vag, with it, gave herself an air embolism and died.

They found her on the couch with a carrot hanging out of her.