re: BG bitches!

Quoting Chroma Hex [+1]:" Whenever someone asks how to jumpstart labor I always say "If you're already dilated, you could take a skewer stick and break your own water. They HAVE to admit you if your water's broken.""

  lmao oh lawd.

Quoting S U Z I E:" I've noticed a smurf-ton of castor oil posts lately! Those really get on my damn nerves, just because if you've spent at least 2 hours on BG, you've already seen the answer to that question!"

I know and its like yup it will work alright you'll smurf your brains out lol.

I really hate anything which leads to the OB saying "No, I've talked to my OB, it's really happening/okay."

Like a girl when I first joined who was 8 weeks and said she just felt her first kicks.

Jeeeez.

I actually like the ones from people trying to jump start labor before 39 weeks. Gives me a good excuse to be a super bitch and release pent up frustrations  

I can't stand the "am I pregnant" topics from people who haven't even pissed on a stick yet.

When people ask if it's too soon to pack their hospital bags/when the should pack the hospital bag. It's like.. there is not deadline, your baby will not junk punch you on the way out because you packed your bag at 35 weeks instead of 37. Just pack it when you're ready to.

Quoting Chroma Hex [+1]:" I really hate anything which leads to the OB saying "No, I've talked to my OB, it's really happening/okay." ... [snip!] ... really happening/okay." Like a girl when I first joined who was 8 weeks and said she just felt her first kicks. Jeeeez. "

Don't hate. You're just jealous you couldn't feel your baby flapping their flippers    

The one that annoys me the most is "could I be pregnant!?". If you're having sex you should know that you could get pregnant. If you don't know that, don't have sex

I guess the mucus plug threads. Use the search bar or google?

Quoting Rabbit™:" Don't hate. You're just jealous you couldn't feel your baby flapping their flippers    "

I felt the sperm tail break off when it entered my egg.

haters.

Quoting Lovelyyy KD*:" The one that annoys me the most is "could I be pregnant!?". If you're having sex you should know that you could get pregnant. If you don't know that, don't have sex"

^ agree , its like people need be tested see whether or not the should be aloud to have sex now nd days.

The "am I pregnant" ones annoy me. I'm not a psychic I don't know

Quoting Rabbit™:" Don't hate. You're just jealous you couldn't feel your baby flapping their flippers    "

Totally meant OP, but oh well. It's quoted so there's no point in changing it. Darn you!

 


Unrelated, but I hate that if I post ANYTHING along the lines of "What does this sound like to you guys?" and they see it they automatically say "Oh, sounds like you're pregnant! Better go get tested!" and when I say "There's no way I'm pregnant..." they reply with "You NEVER know. Don't be so high and mighty. When you end up pregnant I won't say I told you so."

Mother.Smurfer. I'm a woman with a baby so obviously I'm having sex. pffft.

Quoting Chroma Hex [+1]:" Totally meant OP, but oh well. It's quoted so there's no point in changing it. Darn you!   Unrelated, ... [snip!] ... you end up pregnant I won't say I told you so." Mother.Smurfer. I'm a woman with a baby so obviously I'm having sex. pffft. "

I really hate "we're not doctors" responses when asking if anyone else has experienced something. I always just wanna ask how they score on reading comprehension tests  

Quoting Rabbit™:" I really hate "we're not doctors" responses when asking if anyone else has experienced something. I always just wanna ask how they score on reading comprehension tests  "

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<blockquote><b>Quoting Chroma Hex [+1]:</b>" Totally meant OP, but oh well. It's quoted so there's no point in changing it. Darn you!   Unrelated, ... [snip!] ... you end up pregnant I won't say I told you so." Mother.Smurfer. I'm a woman with a baby so obviously I'm having sex. pffft. "</blockquote>




Oh yes! They automatically believe you are having sex. I say in my post there's no possible way for me to be pregnant.