re: Prank Calls?

Quoting Jackie Burkhart ♡:" Lmao! So what happened?!"

Marie didn't calm me back so we could threeway this jerk  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Jax.:</b>" Marie didn't calm me back so we could threeway this jerk  "</blockquote>



Omg. My ex boyfriend would have me dying when we'd prank call people all high. I'd have to put my phone on mute. He'd call hotels in an old timey gangster voice like, "Meh! My names Bugsy, see. MEH!"

He called one time like, "yeah, I'm looking for a place stay, see. Ya gotta room for Bugsy?" And the girl goes, "Sure, sir." And he goes, "Yeah, yeah, yeah ya better have a room for Bugsy at that establishment MEH" and the girl laughed a little and he was like, "Are you laughing at Bugsy? Do you know who I am?" She said, "Bugsy." And he just went," MEHHHH" real loud. I almost pissed.

Then he goes, "Let me light my stogey then ask you a question..*flicks lighter* You allow pets? I got some pets. I got a few. " she tells them they allow all pets. He goes, "Oh yeah? All pets? I got a cat, see." She says, "That's fine, sir." And he says, "Yeah, I also got a dog....a big one, see. He takes smurfs the size of my head, see...is that okay?" And she's like. "Yes, sir." He's like, "I got a baby alligator that bathes with me see, I'm gonna need the honey moon suite for my baby gator see. Is it occupied? I can fix that, see." She's laughing a little and goes, "we can arrange that, sir. We accept all pets." Then he's just like, "So, you're telling Bugsy he can bring a smurfin' elephant and Hilton Hotels has no problem?" And he started laughing and hung up.

Oh god, thar's the only thing I remotely miss about that dick hole.

Quoting Jax.:" Marie didn't calm me back so we could threeway this jerk  "

I did! Lol i think you were asleep though

Quoting Bob Wehadababyitsaboy:" I did! Lol i think you were asleep though "

Im calling you after I get DS in bed.