re: Horrible tattoos

I have a smurffy tattoo on the back of my neck, my first name   I was dumb young and desperate LOL

BD got our DD's name on his shoulder. It was suppose to say Madalyn, but it says Madlyn  

My friends ex-dh has Willims across his chest. It's supposed to be his last name, Williams.

I had mine checked by 3 different people to make sure it was correct before putting it on my body lol.

It is just one word in hebrew so no punctuation and the guy copied it right from my paper so I knew it was correct. Because it is on my wrist I was able to watch the whole time.

I got Peanut on one wrist and 2007 on my other..one pink, one blue. I thought it looked totally cool until I realize how crooked/slanted the 2007 is! The 7 is even higher up than the 200 part.

The one on my inner forearm is the greatest though! A carnation with a heart in the stem (like a sailor tattoo).. has a banner that says "Mom".. the colors and everything.. the whole tattoo has meaning. I love it.  

Quoting Jenn{+2}:" My friends ex-dh has Willims across his chest. It's supposed to be his last name, Williams."

LOL How do you smurf up Williams?!

Quoting Raωkeℓ:" LOL How do you smurf up Williams?!"

I know right...lol it's not that hard.Thats my last name i would be pissed the smurf off lol.

Quoting Jenn{+2}:" My friends ex-dh has Willims across his chest. It's supposed to be his last name, Williams."

haha that is awful. right across the chest.

Quoting Raωkeℓ:" LOL How do you smurf up Williams?!"

No idea, but we figure it was his karma for cheating. It's huge, too. lol

Quoting Raωkeℓ:" Holy smurf! You didn't complain about it before you left? lol"

No. It was done by some dude in a kitchen.  
I also got a heart with a heartbeat line after it the same night.
It just looks like a cat scratched the hell out of the back of my neck.

Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:" People get offended sometimes, lol. But I don't even give a smurf, I guess. It's a Swastika with a little heart right by it.  "

lol why, if you don't mind me asking?


My cousin...in-law is covered in them. Mostly from jail, but they're on his hands and arms. At least you were smart enough to get it on your ass and not like...on your forehead, lol.

Quoting Brandi Rodrick:" I got Peanut on one wrist and 2007 on my other..one pink, one blue. I thought it looked totally cool ... [snip!] ... (like a sailor tattoo).. has a banner that says "Mom".. the colors and everything.. the whole tattoo has meaning. I love it.  "

Wrist tattoos are tricky, you have to hold your wrist at the right angle to get the placement right, if you have it twisted at all it will come out funky. Sometimes mine looks lopsided.

I have a friend that got the Marylin Monroe quote on her backside/hip that is suppose to read "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” But in hers impatient is spelled "inpatient'' and worst is spelled "wourste".

Quoting Mother of Hayward.:" No. It was done by some dude in a kitchen.   I also got a heart with a heartbeat line after it the same night. It just looks like a cat scratched the hell out of the back of my neck."

Mine was done by a drunk 17 year old in a motel.  


I was so dumb, lol.

Quoting ღ Amberrrr:" I have a smurffy tattoo on the back of my neck, my first name   I was dumb young and desperate LOL"

I had this totally awesome idea to get my own signature tattooed on myself. I was 17 and full of amazing ideas back then. I never did get it, though.