Quoting *Mega Mom*:" I was just talking to my husband. I was telling him that according to what I read, my uterus is the size ... [snip!] ... he could name my parts. He got cheeky and told me he'd point them all out with his "pointer"....Smh... This man is a handful!"
I read this to DH and joked that I shouldn't let him touch me unless he could name all my parts. He just sat there not saying anything. I figured he was really into his video game and not listening, so I forgot about it. Then a few minutes later he turns around with this really puzzled look on his face and says "Well... There can't be that many parts in there, RIGHT?"