This baby is never going to come out

So I'm just venting again and I apologize to anyone who might consistently read my smurf since that's all I've been doing lately. But BG is the only place where I can complain besides to poor DH.
I'm just so tired. I've been having contractions 10 minutes apart since Thanksgiving. They don't hurt but they interfere with my sleep and work. They're uncomfortable and I can barely concentrate anymore. My back has been hurting for days now, too. I'm also pretty sure he bruised my ribs (again) today. He kicked hard and I felt this, I don't know, crunch.
I can't walk anymore. I waddle every where and it feel like he's going to fall right out every time I stand up.
On top of that, my cousin's wife had their baby today. She was due a day after me. Obviously I knew she could go before me and I'm happy for them (though I won't lie - I totally wish I was the one who had a baby already) but it's led to my family harassing the smurf out of me about when this kid will get here. They haven't been interested my entire pregnancy - all they've done is bitch about how I'm ruining DS's life by making him an older brother - but suddenly they want me to have him? Why? So they don't have to make two smurfing trips to the hospital.
Ugh. I don't know. I know this is pointless and no one cares, but I'm really ready for all of this to be over. I'd be okay if the contractions would just stop or actually lead somewhere and I'd like for my family to just disappear.

:-( I am so ready too. Im getting crabby and uncomfortable and have contractions all the time. Makes it hard to sleep and concentrae at work. On top of that, it seems like everyday when i get to work, all the people who work in my ofice are all, you STILL havent had that baby, or when you planning on dropping that load. UGH its old and tired. Im tired and wretched and just want all the pain/restlessness to move in a progressive direction instead of sitting still...