Quoting Jude the Super Kinkster:" <blockquote><b>Quoting K&T:</b>" That would piss me the smurf off. I would be so embarrassed ... [snip!] ... me to shower.. "</blockquote> I don't know what else to do.honestly. He showers probably 5 days a week before work."
Tell him to take a bath... that's relaxing and wont "wake him up." Frig.. tell him to light a few candles and have a bath and wash!! Lol I wouldn't know what to do either! Usually the BJ card can get a woman almost anything she wants in a relationship.. especially a long term one!! I feel so sorry for you mama.
If it wasn't so friggen gross and hard I would just tell you to let yourself get stinky so that he would know how it feels.... mind you.. his smell would probably cover up yours!