Quoting The Lily:" so drunk. i was playing monopoly and i moved my houses around the board instead of my dog.... jeff was laughing at me, and wouldn't tell me why  "

Awww! What a jerk.  

Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" Guess I should have said tipsy. Lol. "

Well then I correct myself. I have been a little goofy after a bottle of wine following dinner but never drunk, that requires a babysitter since I am the one that wakes up with LO in the morning.

Quoting I'm Marbles:" Yeah, I am an adult and I do what I want. As long as I am up and taking care of my kids in the morning, I can get completely smashed. "

You sound like fun,i like you.

Quoting [JadeLee]:" Well then I correct myself. I have been a little goofy after a bottle of wine following dinner but never drunk."

Do you believe you were over the legal limit to drive?

Quoting Kati ♥:" You sound like fun,i like you."

I am a freaking blast.

bitchy at times, but fun the least.

Quoting I'm Marbles:" Yeah, I am an adult and I do what I want. As long as I am up and taking care of my kids in the morning, I can get completely smashed. "

i projectile vomited into the tub last year and my daughter witnessed it. she still brings it up, i think i scarred her for life. lol

Quoting The Lily:" so drunk. i was playing monopoly and i moved my houses around the board instead of my dog.... jeff was laughing at me, and wouldn't tell me why  "

I am guessing the EDD is from previous spawn then?

Quoting The Lily:" i projectile vomited into the tub last year and my daughter witnessed it. she still brings it up, i think i scarred her for life. lol"

I projectile vomit when I am not drunk...that is how I throw up. Its gross but my throw up can make if clear across the room. It gets air too.

Quoting The Lily:" i projectile vomited into the tub last year and my daughter witnessed it. she still brings it up, i think i scarred her for life. lol"

The mental image I got was priceless.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Guess I should have said tipsy. Lol. "</blockquote>



I've been tipsy a couple times with the kids home. Takes a bit too, but I'm willing to drink that much  

Quoting I'm Marbles:" I projectile vomit when I am not drunk...that is how I throw up. Its gross but my throw up can make if clear across the room. It gets air too. "

That's a talent.

Everyone's lives are so much more exciting than mine, lol.
I get drunk on coke and rum in my mom water bottle and play WoW >_>

Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" Do you believe you were over the legal limit to drive? "

Probably but I still remember it.
"Buzzed driving is drunk driving." I think around here they changed it to .05.

ETA: just googled, they must have talked about it but it never happened. it is .08 right now.

Quoting Mummy-2-2-Monsters:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Guess I should have said tipsy. ... [snip!] ... I've been tipsy a couple times with the kids home. Takes a bit too, but I'm willing to drink that much  "

Haha. I did like 3 shots of 1800 tonight. And I was pretty nice feeling. Ya know, all nice and warm haha.

Quoting [JadeLee]:" I am guessing the EDD is from previous spawn then?"

i don't believe so..