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Ewwwweeeee

Who the smurf sniffs their smurf?

sometimes i look in the toilet but only to see if i actually pooped as much as i thought i did LMAO> when youre sitting there pushing and thinking that you must have just given birth to a huge brown log then you look in there and its little rabbit pellets, you are like WTF lol so i do look sometimes. especially if i have been constipated and im trying to make myself go.

First off, eww for smelling it. What if he gets too close by accident and gets some on his face? Lol eww.

Second, I don't even want to ask SO what he does lol and I don't care to know anyway.

Gross! He sniffs it! And he stuck his hand in his crack! lol that's a good way to get staph! Only look so you know when you are completely clean!

Uh.... Ewww.

this made me laugh

Seriously?ummm...no. But honestly, I will never understand why people feel the need to post things like this. Some things really should be kept private.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Sophia's Mommy♥:</b>" First off, eww for smelling it. What if he gets too close by accident and gets some on his face? Lol eww. Second, I don't even want to ask SO what he does lol"</blockquote>




Lmao PLEASE ask him, he's still trying to justify. And I didn't even think of that! I could e been kissing his poop infested face...

I won't lie, I look at the smurf paper. I'm making sure my ass is clean though. No sniffing and sure as hell no touching! lol. Hubby says he looks too... and he won't admit it but, he has a nasty habit of showing it off like some great accomplishment. Yeah, I get texts with pictures and ''Hey babe, look!'' here and there! ha. Ew.

I'll look to make sure I wiped it all lol. DH says he doesn't do anything, not even look, which might explain the stains on his underwear lol

Uh no, thats smurfing nasty.

Quoting Kam and Nick's momma:" Gross! He sniffs it! And he stuck his hand in his crack! lol that's a good way to get staph! Only look so you know when you are completely clean!"

yeah i only look to make sure i got it all so i don't end up with a skid mark

I really wanted to stop reading towards the top but just couldn't stop :/ eww lol I only look. Those poops that break and half and sink like the titanic or float there wavin hello like a giant brown hand are worth a looksie.