Quoting Kaysay:" Bahahaha. I am asking DH when he is done hanging Christmas lights... don't want to throw him off guard while on the roof."

lol, yeah that will def be a ? that could throw him off guard.

If my SO touched me after wiping his ass.... his hand and face would be broken. Thats DISGUSTING. And it's even more disgusting that he smurfing SMELLS it.

Lmao I heard my hubby making weird noises on the toilet and asked him what he was doing he said 'nothing' and got shy . He was cawing like a crow cause he had nothing to read

Quoting Ell.bear:" Lmao I heard my hubby making weird noises on the toilet and asked him what he was doing he said 'nothing' and got shy . He was cawing like a crow cause he had nothing to read"

BAHAHAHAHAHHA! That has SINCERELY made my day. I am now ready to take my final =)

Yuck, no i've never smelled my toilet paper that's really stomach turning just thinking about it!! And i dont fall for the smell my finger joke either i did once and i regret it to this day..

I laughed so hard when he told me what he was doing lmao

Quoting *Mary Moon*:" I really wanted to stop reading towards the top but just couldn't stop :/ eww lol I only look. Those ... [snip!] ... poops that break and half and sink like the titanic or float there wavin hello like a giant brown hand are worth a looksie."

hahaha

DH smurfs then showers....Yes he showers a few times a day if he smurfs more then once.

Quoting hiz mama:" DH smurfs then showers....Yes he showers a few times a day if he smurfs more then once."

Mine does too!!! I actually do too, I hate pooping without washing my ass with water, the TP doesnt get everything without it.