Quoting Chunky Dunk:" a little, but the right quickly gets over it."

Hahaha! Glad the jealousy is quickly overcome!

Quoting iSMiLeMaKe:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Chunky Dunk:</b>" I look, sniff, taste and then rub a little ... [snip!] ... behind my left ear."</blockquote> See, I knew I should've put taste as an option. Would you like me to edit?  "

no its ok. lol

Lmao , My DH said no he doesnt have put it in front his nose. His smurf stinks so bad people can smell it from miles away. And to think I was the only one get pictures of my lovely DH poop lol. Glad someone else DH does it on here too.

This made me laugh though reading it. I would totally beat my DH ass if he touch me after doing that.

Quoting Carla DiFiore:" Lmao , My DH said no he doesnt have put it in front his nose. His smurf stinks so bad people can smell ... [snip!] ... does it on here too. This made me laugh though reading it. I would totally beat my DH ass if he touch me after doing that. "

haha. Oh no, my husband is very proud of his toilet creations. His mother has received images as well! Don't feel alone!

lmao,he just looks. I almost fainted when i read the "touches it" option.  

The most we both do afterwards is look at it, but not enough to really be able to sketch it from memory, just enough to make sure we aren't bleeding abnormally. Besides, after the smurf, he stinks up the whole place, so there's no reason to bring it up to anyone's nose. His stench is so bad you'll be two rooms over and it'll knock you the smurf out.

I stare at the toilet paper because smurf that, I don't wanna miss anything - DH stares and sniffs apparently ... That's terrible and I wish I never knew ...

Dh looks in the bowl to make sure its healthy. I look at paper to make sure im clean.

I already know what he does. He just wipes without looking. Doesn't even look in the bowl to check out the damage.

I, however, look at the paper to make sure I got everything. I hate having an itchy smurf and that's what happens if I leave any poop residue.

But sniffing it? Why?? I mean...even with a courtesy flush, most people have no choice but to smell it while they're smurffing... Why would you CHOOSE to put it that close to your face and inhale your own ass molecules??  

<blockquote><b>Quoting RainbowDash:</b>" I already know what he does. He just wipes without looking. Doesn't even look in the bowl to check out ... [snip!] ... it while they're smurffing... Why would you CHOOSE to put it that close to your face and inhale your own ass molecules??  "</blockquote>




Lmao he doesn't!!!! I misunderstood. He doesn't raise it up to his face, the smell is editing from the toilet paper so he isn't legitamitely smelling anything hahahahaha

I made a post about this once actually, because I know someone who sniffs it!! The poll said only 1 person said they did and like 80 people said they didn't aha

Grosssssss!

While reading this I kinda laughed and then kinda gagged at the thought of my DH sniffing his smurf and then if ever reached his hand in his ass and wiped/rubbed it on me , HE WILL BE MISSING AN ARM!

Sick *gags*

Quoting *Mary Moon*:" I really wanted to stop reading towards the top but just couldn't stop :/ eww

  Me too.

Yeah, I am not gonna ask him this. I can just see him ....."   ummm, wtf are you asking me and WHY are you asking me this   ?!?!?!" I'd say the same if he asked me. lol

Not a convo I want to have.

Bahahaha.

I am asking DH when he is done hanging Christmas lights... don't want to throw him off guard while on the roof.