<blockquote><b>Quoting Kaleighshaleigh:</b>" Seriously?ummm...no. But honestly, I will never understand why people feel the need to post things like this. Some things really should be kept private."</blockquote>




Because its a survey and it's good for your health to laugh? At least I thought it was hilarious.

I only look to make sure I got it all! Lol. I would never smell it or touch it!!

Is SO ever wiped his smurffy hand on me I would beat his effing ass then refuse sex for a long time 

<blockquote><b>Quoting Truffle Shuffle:</b>" this made me laugh"</blockquote>




Hahahah thank you for having a sense of humor 😁

Quoting iSMiLeMaKe:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Sophia's Mommy♥:</b>" First off, eww for smelling it. ... [snip!] ... PLEASE ask him, he's still trying to justify. And I didn't even think of that! I could e been kissing his poop infested face..."

I mean I understand looking at the paper to make sure you got it all but smelling it and touching it? No.. just no.

And yeah, nastyyyy. Make sure he cleans his face too after he poops LOL

Omg I think if I sniffed it I'd throw up! Wth!!! That's so disgusting!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs.Joshua Taylor!:</b>" I won't lie, I look at the smurf paper. I'm making sure my ass is clean though. No sniffing and sure as ... [snip!] ... showing it off like some great accomplishment. Yeah, I get texts with pictures and ''Hey babe, look!'' here and there! ha. Ew. "</blockquote>




You have made my night and I thank you  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs.Joshua Taylor!:</b>" I won't lie, I look at the smurf paper. I'm making sure my ass is clean though. No sniffing and sure as ... [snip!] ... showing it off like some great accomplishment. Yeah, I get texts with pictures and ''Hey babe, look!'' here and there! ha. Ew. "</blockquote>




You have made my night and I thank you  

Quoting iSMiLeMaKe:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Sophia's Mommy♥:</b>" First off, eww for smelling it. ... [snip!] ... PLEASE ask him, he's still trying to justify. And I didn't even think of that! I could e been kissing his poop infested face..."

im about to die from laughing that smurf is funny... i will have to ask DH if he does this i hope not but what do i know he sniffs his farts so he probly does something gross when he poops

I look, sniff, taste and then rub a little behind my left ear.

Quoting iSMiLeMaKe:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs.Joshua Taylor!:</b>" I won't lie, I look at the smurf paper. ... [snip!] ... pictures and ''Hey babe, look!'' here and there! ha. Ew. "</blockquote> You have made my night and I thank you  "

Haha. I'm just being honest!  

Quoting Chunky Dunk:" I look, sniff, taste and then rub a little behind my left ear."

Does it make the right ear jealous?

Quoting Mrs.Joshua Taylor!:" Does it make the right ear jealous? "

a little, but the right quickly gets over it.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Chunky Dunk:</b>" I look, sniff, taste and then rub a little behind my left ear."</blockquote>




See, I knew I should've put taste as an option. Would you like me to edit?  

Smurfing gross. If my DF EVERRRR stuck his hand in his ass and wiped it on me I would literally punch him in the face. SOOOO nasty.