Quoting AmandaConda™:" i used to work in a nursing home. and i had this one lady who belly was swollen, and i was joking around ... [snip!] ... who talked dirty all the time) and she replied, Smurf girl the most action ive had in years was from a hotdog! i about died!"
Quoting AmandaConda™:" OR the time i was leaving the room and asked this old man if there was anything else i could do for him, ... [snip!] ... do for him, and he said. "just hand me the lotion from the bedside table and dont come back in until the light is back on" "