Old people

I was at work and went into one of my residents rooms to see if she needed anything....

I knocked on the door, said "Hi!!" and my 98 year old resident replied,
"I wish I was"




Bahahahaha

hahaha... funny smurfer

I seriously love old people.

LMAO  

i used to work in a nursing home.
and i had this one lady who belly was swollen, and i was joking around with her and
said who knocked you up! (she was a cool old lady who talked dirty all the time) and she replied, Smurf girl the most action ive had in years was from a hotdog!

i about died!

Lmao, I love old people. That's too funny.

Quoting AmandaConda™:" i used to work in a nursing home. and i had this one lady who belly was swollen, and i was joking around ... [snip!] ... who talked dirty all the time) and she replied, Smurf girl the most action ive had in years was from a hotdog! i about died!"

OMG! Lol

I came to one of my clients homes and there was my sweet, wonderful 84 year old client reading 50 Shades of Grey.

OR the time i was leaving the room and asked this old man if there was anything else i could do for him, and he said.

"just hand me the lotion from the bedside table and dont come back in until the light is back on"

Quoting AmandaConda™:" OR the time i was leaving the room and asked this old man if there was anything else i could do for him, ... [snip!] ... do for him, and he said. "just hand me the lotion from the bedside table and dont come back in until the light is back on" "

omg wow... lol