Welp, that's not going to work out.

I had a good 4.5 hr long talk with my roommate last night and learned a LOT of smurf about my ex.

Like apparently he twisted and outright lied to each of us about things the other supposedly said or did with the intention of making us not like each other, probably so we wouldn't get to talking and she wouldn't spill his smurf.

Like how for the last few weeks he's been talking to a girl who he just "clicked with" and "has made everything so clear" and "made him realize things can be so easy and he deserves to be happy and not settle".

Yeah, smurf, things were easy with us the first few months too, remember? That's what smurfing happens in an adult relationship. Smurf gets hard and you have to WORK for it. And if you think that I'm going to be waiting here in a few months when things start getting hard with her, you can kindly go smurf an angry honey badger because you are scum, and I don't roll with filth.

PS the baby is perfect and a little girl, thanks for asking. Now tell me some more about how your life will be ruined if you don't get a son.

I'm sorry mama, he sounds like a real immature jackass!

Sorry to hear that hun. Congrats on your baby girl.

Quoting ✰ Mrs. B ✰:" I'm sorry mama, he sounds like a real immature jackass!"

       

Congrats on your baby girl though! I'm excited to hear what you name her since your daughter has a wicked awesome set of names!

Sorry to hear that, and yay for girl....

But, honestly, from everything you've posted about him, can't be surprised. He sounds like a shmuck.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Cariad (SuperKink):</b>"         Congrats on your baby girl though! I'm excited to hear what you name her since your daughter has a wicked awesome set of names!"</blockquote>

Thank you   her name will probably be Gwenevere Antonina Lynn or Isadora something Antonina.

I'm inclined to use Isadora.

<blockquote><b>Quoting dat uterus tho:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting Cariad (SuperKink):</b>"         Congrats on ... [snip!] ... Thank you   her name will probably be Gwenevere Antonina Lynn or Isadora something Antonina. I'm inclined to use Isadora."</blockquote>




I love Gwenevere!

Quoting dat uterus tho:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Cariad (SuperKink):</b>"         Congrats on ... [snip!] ... Thank you   her name will probably be Gwenevere Antonina Lynn or Isadora something Antonina. I'm inclined to use Isadora."

Oh dear lord you have the most amazing taste EVAAAH!

I'm not even bothered. I wanted to work on things or get closure. Now I know he's not someone I need to waste any more time on, so I'm just dealing with my smurf and ignoring his. I'll let him find out this kid is his and he can live with the fact that after HE removed the condom without my knowledge or consent, he put his pregnant girlfriend through hell before leaving her for someone he knew for two weeks.

If he wants to keep pretending like he's a great upstanding guy, cool. I'll worry about myself and my kids and worry about finding a real upstanding guy in a few years.

I'm so sorry   What a bastard!

But I'm glad you are getting your girl!    And love the name!  

I'm sorry to hear that. Yay for baby girls!!!

I like Isadora better

Quoting dat uterus tho:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Cariad (SuperKink):</b>"         Congrats on ... [snip!] ... Thank you   her name will probably be Gwenevere Antonina Lynn or Isadora something Antonina. I'm inclined to use Isadora."

Either would be lovely.

And he is an ass. Definitely time to move on! Seriously, talking to another girl behind your back? SMH.

He apparently jumped into bed with her the same smurfing night we broke up.

Scum.

<blockquote><b>Quoting dat uterus tho:</b>" He apparently jumped into bed with her the same smurfing night we broke up. Scum."</blockquote>



Wow

Quoting dat uterus tho:" He apparently jumped into bed with her the same smurfing night we broke up. Scum."

What a bastard! I'm sorry