re: Are there ANY boundries? :/

Quoting Legendary Amanda:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>"   OMG. That's funny, he actually ... [snip!] ... the world, so he needs a witness. He's gone as far as videotaping it with his phone and sending it to me. Lmao, smurfing GROSS"

LMAO. That's funny. I don't think mine's ever given a damn about how far he gets with it, lol!

He's just looking forward to getting to get INTO it again, we have to wait til Monday for my new BC to kick in.

<blockquote><b>Quoting OhSoFKN Fabulous:</b>" lol the cum part literally made me want to barf. my gag reflexes automatically trigger when I see it or think about it haha"</blockquote>



Omg, me too. He'll be like "Amanda!!! AMMMMANDA!!! Come quick!!" And I'll run in to make sure he's okay and he'll do it right as I open the curtain. And be like "THAT was impressive"

No.. Wtf. Ill just look at his with a dead expression like.. Wow, good job.

Op, honestly, be glad its in the shower. SO can't get off himself without porn or pictures. He doesn't ever do it in the shower(to my knowledge of course)

<blockquote><b>Quoting Ashley Yarber:</b>" I don't do that because I know it bothers him. I try to consider his feelings and I feel he walks over ... [snip!] ... he also sits in the bathroom when I shower to talk to me so I'm not just "pestering the man" and "wont leave him alone"."</blockquote>




Ok where is your son if you can go into the bathroom to talk to him, he obviously isn't up and running around the house. just get in the shower with him. He's going to be having an orgasm anyway, you might as well get yours.

And having kids makes shower time one of the only times we actually get to be intimate. Lol the kids are either asleep, crafting, or watching a movie so they don't bother us and we get to be together.

Quoting Legendary Amanda:" <blockquote><b>Quoting OhSoFKN Fabulous:</b>" lol the cum part literally made me want ... [snip!] ... the curtain. And be like "THAT was impressive" No.. Wtf. Ill just look at his with a dead expression like.. Wow, good job."

Damn you. I laughed so hard a little pee came out  

Quoting Ashley Yarber:" Trust me, he isn't doing it because of what I'm talking to him about. I could be talking about Alek ... [snip!] ... like he asks me to come talk to him, then tunes me out so he can get off. Why even ask me to come in the bathroom is my point?"

LOL sorry but all that made me laugh.

Sit on the toilet while he's showering and go poop, maybe the thought will get him off more if you don't think its your voice.

Quoting MommaSav2:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Ashley Yarber:</b>" I don't do that because I know it bothers ... [snip!] ... be intimate. Lol the kids are either asleep, crafting, or watching a movie so they don't bother us and we get to be together."

God i miss shower sex  

<blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>" LMAO. That's funny. I don't think mine's ever given a damn about how far he gets with it, lol! He's ... [snip!] ... it, lol! He's just looking forward to getting to get INTO it again, we have to wait til Monday for my new BC to kick in. "</blockquote>




Hahaha, yeah my husband is weird. Sometimes he'll be like "I'm gonna go clean upstairs" 5 minutes later ill hear "come show me your ass!"

Like smurf off, you are not cleaning. Stop touching your penis.

How long have you been without sex because of new b/c?

Quoting Ashley Yarber:" Trust me, he isn't doing it because of what I'm talking to him about. I could be talking about Alek ... [snip!] ... like he asks me to come talk to him, then tunes me out so he can get off. Why even ask me to come in the bathroom is my point?"

Maybe he tunes out what you are saying and just listens to the sound of your voice.

Quoting Legendary Amanda:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>" LMAO. That's funny. I don't think ... [snip!] ... ass!" Like smurf off, you are not cleaning. Stop touching your penis. How long have you been without sex because of new b/c?"

  Bahahahaah!

And it's been a day, so it's not bad. Not a biggie, SO's gonna get blow jobs in the meantime so he's kosher. I had my Mirena yanked, the hormones were smurfing with me and I was gushing blood whenever we went from behind, so I went back on my Tri-Sprintec that I had without issue for YEARS.

<blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>"   Bahahahaah! And it's been a day, so it's not bad. Not a biggie, SO's gonna get blow jobs in ... [snip!] ... me and I was gushing blood whenever we went from behind, so I went back on my Tri-Sprintec that I had without issue for YEARS. "</blockquote>




Jesus!! I haven't been on B/C for like 5 years or so. We do pretty well charting and condoms :p

<blockquote><b>Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:</b>" God i miss shower sex  "</blockquote>


I'm 17 weeks today and sadly we are on a sex ban from some bleeding I had yesterday. But otherwise morning showers are pretty much our daily sex opportunity. Lol. We set an alarm and get to I before the kids get up for the day. We have an almost 6 year old, a 22 month old who still cosleeps and number three impending. You MAKE time.

Quoting Legendary Amanda:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>"   Bahahahaah! And it's been ... [snip!] ... YEARS. "</blockquote> Jesus!! I haven't been on B/C for like 5 years or so. We do pretty well charting and condoms :p"

I've never charted.... and I've yet to use a condom that HASN'T made me have burning hives as soon as the damn thing touches me... SOMETHING in those bastards has me allergic.

It's ok, it's just a week.   My cycles need to get regulated again post-Mirena-toxic plastic devil, anyhow.

Quoting MommaSav2:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:</b>" God i miss shower sex  "</blockquote> ... [snip!] ... get up for the day. We have an almost 6 year old, a 22 month old who still cosleeps and number three impending. You MAKE time."

We moved back in with my father recently, and he knew we shower together, and made us stop because the shower upstairs is really weak, and has already broken through twice.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:</b>" We moved back in with my father recently, and he knew we shower together, and made us stop because the shower upstairs is really weak, and has already broken through twice."</blockquote>
Yikes. No fun.
When we lived with my inlaws it was always middle of the nigh wake ups for the sexy time. Otherwise there was always someone around.