Quoting →Ebahϖ:" what would you do if you SO/DH had 2 penis? both were normal sized and working. would it make a difference ... [snip!] ... other? i think i might be weirded out at first but it they were one on top of each other we could have some fun with that lol"
You know what's wierd? I've had this conversation with him before. He started thinking outloud one day saying how much he'd love to have 2 penises, one on top of the other so that he could use both holes at once. Then he goes "but when I get a hard on in public, I have to flip it up so it doesn't show, and if I had two penises that wouldn't work so I'd have to flip one backwards and then I'd be smurfing my own smurf everytime I walked so maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea." This whole monologue happened without one word from me lol.