2 penis question

what would you do if you SO/DH had 2 penis? both were normal sized and working. would it make a difference if they were side by side or one on top of each other? i think i might be weirded out at first but it they were one on top of each other we could have some fun with that lol

Omg what?!

That would be cool if they were shaped just like a dildo designed for simultaneous vag & anal penetration  

Quoting →Ebahϖ:" what would you do if you SO/DH had 2 penis? both were normal sized and working. would it make a difference ... [snip!] ... other? i think i might be weirded out at first but it they were one on top of each other we could have some fun with that lol"

You know what's wierd? I've had this conversation with him before. He started thinking outloud one day saying how much he'd love to have 2 penises, one on top of the other so that he could use both holes at once. Then he goes "but when I get a hard on in public, I have to flip it up so it doesn't show, and if I had two penises that wouldn't work so I'd have to flip one backwards and then I'd be smurfing my own smurf everytime I walked so maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea." This whole monologue happened without one word from me lol.

lol I guess I'd rather have it on top because it might get in the way side by side

Quoting Leisurely Duchess:" That would be cool if they were shaped just like a dildo designed for simultaneous vag & anal penetration  "

Lol   this, definitely.

  the things people think of lmfao

Quoting Leisurely Duchess:" That would be cool if they were shaped just like a dildo designed for simultaneous vag & anal penetration  "

 

I thought the title meant two questions about a penis lol, but yeah I dOnt know what I would think hahah. It would be weird at first but I suppose you would get use to it.

Quoting martinez♥:" You know what's wierd? I've had this conversation with him before. He started thinking outloud one day ... [snip!] ... everytime I walked so maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea." This whole monologue happened without one word from me lol."

lmao i had this conversation with SO's bestfriends girlfriend last night. it was random wen it was just me and her talking let alone wen both the boys jumped into. OMG it was weird.

That would be so weird. Does this 2 or penis man exist or you just made it up? lol.

: ) wow what a question..... I would have some fun, I'm sure
But it kinda sounds like a porno 2 penises 1 girl lol....

Quoting Ryloonjimama:" That would be so weird. Does this 2 or penis man exist or you just made it up? lol."

i would be so happy if my SO had 2 penises lol my vibrator would be out of comission.

I had to Google it....skip to 1:51 http://www.xvideos.com/video237259/man_have_2_dicks