This might be immature but...

I have WAY too much fun making my boobs squirt milk in the shower

It's so entertaining!

hahaha my husband does this to me when we shower together... it's hilarious to him... I usually try and pump or feed before I take a shower alone just cuz I hate "wasting" my milk... but I won't if I'm showing with DH cuz I know it amuses him

a friend of mine was sitting at a bar one night and the lady beside him had just had a baby...she whipped out her boob and shot milk across the bar and hit the bartender a little. im just saying.....that i wouldnt do lol

Quoting Junelle:" I have WAY too much fun making my boobs squirt milk in the shower It's so entertaining!"

lol too funny! my boobs dont squirt but i do see if colostrum comes out because i had a breast reduction 5 years ago and i really want to breast feed but im only producing colostrum in one breast so i hope i can

I always squirted SO in the face lmao. He got mad every time I did it but it was worth it.

<blockquote><b>Quoting AubriesMom:</b>" a friend of mine was sitting at a bar one night and the lady beside him had just had a baby...she whipped ... [snip!] ... whipped out her boob and shot milk across the bar and hit the bartender a little. im just saying.....that i wouldnt do lol "</blockquote>




Lmao! That sounds like quite a site

I used to squirt DH in the face as I walked by when he wasnt paying attention. He didnt like it at all   hahaha

Lol  

I got annoyed with DH and the fact that he gets to sleep and doesnt bother changing DD nappy or anything in the late evening...so random "accidental" boob squirt moment while he was asleep. Never seen him move or react so fast!  

Seeing the milk/colostrum come out grosses DH out  

i'm sorry but this is way too funny! my husband would probably be grossed out but be laughing his ass off all at the same time.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Sambo1988:</b>" I got annoyed with DH and the fact that he gets to sleep and doesnt bother changing DD nappy or anything ... [snip!] ... in the late evening...so random "accidental" boob squirt moment while he was asleep. Never seen him move or react so fast!  "</blockquote>




Lol that's a good idea! I might have to steal it from you  

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who finds squirting my husband hilarious lol