re: Mistakes Men Make In Bed. LMAO

Quoting InkDMomma:" I sent it to DH and he said a lot of that isn't true I said OH YEAH? He said yeah you like a lot of that ... [snip!] ... crap I tell him I hate and he CONTINUES to do it...because apparently yelling stop that and shoving him, means I like it. "

Men are Sex God's and our bodies are here to serve them. DUH

 

Quoting Cap'n Obvious:" Because every woman likes bite marks on her nipples. Duuh. At least I guess that's what SO thought."

He is going through every single one of them telling me how I like that and I keep saying
NOPE smurfing hate that, and THAT is why I always yell at you, shove you away, or move you onto something else. it's not because I like it, it's because I want you to smurfing stop.

Quoting BαƚMαɳ:" Men are Sex God's and our bodies are here to serve them. DUH  "

I said fine, keep thinking that.
I'll start using my teeth.  
and he said NO DUDE likes that, I said... well I would know better than you.

Quoting InkDMomma:" I said fine, keep thinking that. I'll start using my teeth.   and he said NO DUDE likes that, I said... well I would know better than you."

LMAO. Awesome  

Quoting InkDMomma:" I said fine, keep thinking that. I'll start using my teeth.   and he said NO DUDE likes that, I said... well I would know better than you."

Hahah! Awesome!

Most of these are sooo obvious, but I guess some guys just can't figure it out. Some? Most? Ive had a problem or three with past lovers.

I don't think my DH has screwed up with any of these, though. I am a lucky lady!

This is some hilarious stuff!

noted...thank you

Lmfao! I'm dying, so true  

STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.   

DH sent me an ecopy of Tickle His Pickle the other day.

I will now return the favor by sending him this list