Naming baby boy 'noname' ?

well, i was pretty much stumped after finding out i was having a boy, cause most boys names are horrendous.
also, i originally didn't like the name that I was given and had to change it.my mother named me before I was born, and I have never gone by my given name in over 10 years.
so given that baby names are over-rated, I was thinking of giving my son the option of naming himself. once he has his own opinion of what his name should be, I'll offer to pay for the name change from 'Noname' to whatever his wishes are.
do you guys think i should just give up and name him something mainstream and popular and hope he likes it, or does my idea make sense at all?

You don't have to name him something mainstream. But honestly, before he's old enough to decide what he wants his name to be...he's just....not going to have a name?

How smurfing stupid.

 
So lame.

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Y'all on the hunt tonight?

I don't mean to be blunt, but I think that's a really stupid idea. He will name himself Peanut Butter or something.

Just give him a name with many nickname options, like Christopher Theodore... he can go by Christopher, Chris, Topher, Theo, Teddy...

Da fuq did I just read?

Quoting Devil's Advocate:" Spam? Let me guess   Y'all on the hunt tonight?"

My thoughts exactly.

I mean you're really setting this kid up for an identity crisis at five years old.

You could always just leave his name as Baby A of "Mom's Name" for the rest of his life!!

Quoting Devil's Advocate:" How smurfing stupid. "

Well, that's one way of putting it... lol.

This has to be spam or some kind of joke.

Seriously...

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Right?

This doesn't even seem like her. She's got 8765432345678987654324567876543 baby names she wants to use...  


Everyone's so annoying with that smurf.

The name does not have to be mainstream, but you should give him his own name. He will always have the option later to change it.

It will be quite a few years before the child is old enough and cognizant enough to come up with a real name of his own.

Names can be such a part of identity, and I truthfully would be concerned about the psychological ramifications of naming a child noname. Particularly if they made it to a peer group situation such as preschool, kindergarten, or beyond with that designation.

Watching, lol