re: I said WHAT?

Quoting Piecey.:" <blockquote><b>Quoting CRSx2Mommy:</b>" I was a cusser. I strung together every explitive ... [snip!] ... on my life I'd name my next child after him... His name is Ed. I'm having a girl.  "</blockquote> Edna?  "

That works! hahaha

Perhaps the Labor Gods will have mercy on me and spare my life if I don't keep my promise? ...  

I didn't say anything embarrassing. But I kept complimenting the staff on the Morphine lol.

"Whoooo, this is good stuff you guys have here."

It was more embarrassing knowing I was smurffing all over the bed.

I was pushing DD out and hadn't eaten in over 20 hours. My mom was standing behind me telling DH's aunt how she was starving and going to get some food after this. I stopped pushing and snapped back, " Shut up and don't ever mention how hungry you are again. I am pushing out a freaking human being and haven't been allowed to eat the entire time while you were eating chips and drinking soda." She was silent the rest of the time.

I don't remember doing any of this but;
Apparently I kept claiming I was Barry White on the gas and air, lol! My MIL was making me laugh so much, saying I sounded like Darth Vader breathing it. I also kept saying I need to pee, when I didn't, and they had to catheterise me because I couldn't pee. I also apparently told the doc who did my epi 'I love you'.

When I felt like I had to push I started pushing and everyone kept telling me not to. But I kept doing it and telling tjem Im not pushing. They just laughed amd said yes you are now stop till the doctor gets here. I told them to STFU! Then when I was actually pushing him out I kept feeling myself and I kept apologizing for it. Every time I did it I was like oh no I did it again. Im sorry. I also told my dr to stfu you sound like a d@#n cheerleader. LOL

I don't remember this, thankfully haha, but everyone that was there has told me the story  I guess while I was on laughing gas I looked over at the phone on the side table and announced loudly to everyone that God was calling and I needed them to be quiet while I took the call. As the nurse was trying to get me to sign the papers for my epi, I didn't understand a word of what she was saying, before I finally hear, alright, nevermind, clearly you are useless at the moment, and I will get your fiance to sign these. Haha, oops 

This wasn't during labor, but during the 3 1/2 days I was being induced.... they had to give me oxygen, on top of whatever else I was on, and I was talking about the cow on the ceiling, I even found a picture of it later on my phone because apparently I thought it was awesome that there was a cow on my ceiling.  

Then, still high as smurf- some commercial came on and the characters were monkeys. I was like WHY THE SmUrf ARE MONKEYS ON MY TV?! As soon as I said that, it flashed to the monkeys shrugging with an "eh" on their face- and I was like "oh my smurfing god they don't know, either."

God I was high.

Quoting Lukiebadukie's momma:" When I felt like I had to push I started pushing and everyone kept telling me not to. But I kept doing ... [snip!] ... Every time I did it I was like oh no I did it again. Im sorry. I also told my dr to stfu you sound like a d@#n cheerleader. LOL"

Hahahha!

With my first born i was calm and didnt talk much. Just kept breathing

Now with my daughter!
I was set on pitocin, the first hr, i was sleeping and begged the RN to not up the dose on the pitocin since it was the best sleep i got in a few days
Every time they would check me, i would cover my face and say sorry, i know its ugly down there, i didnt shave (i had horrbile back pain during the pregnancy)
When i was pushing... I started pee'ing like crazy and kept saying sorry, this is gross, im sorry, they said its nothing to worry about
When my daughter was almost out, i stopped pushing and yelled to my mom, GET THE CAMERA and they all started laughing because i screamed and were telling my mom, you better capture every moment
And i almost kicked the LAdy delivering my baby in the face a few times
ANd the entire time, i was squeezing my husbands hand so tight, the next day, it was sore

I was in the hospital for a week with pre term labor and instead of sleeping when they gave me morphine I was talking to DH. I started slurring and half the time he was laughing at me. I'm not sure what I was talking about but I know I called my step mom to tell her they were admitting me and I had to focus on talking to her otherwise she coudn't understand me.

Then after I delivered LO DH had this "oh smurf O.o" look on his face and he told me that I made labor look easy and all those movies about it make it look horrible. I delieverd LO in about 10 minutes. I pushed wrong the first time I pushed and DH was like how do you push wrong??

Quoting snglemama:" I'm an L&D nurse... right after delivery I was assisting a patient in breast feeding. I explained ... [snip!] ... how I've been helping her fall asleep the last 3 months. by suckling at her breasts. " ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

ohhhhhh that'd be awkward lmao.

mine wasnt bad but i got so irritated with the nurses keep saying 'shes almost out' and i told them 'you have said that like a thousand times already' haha i got so agrivated

I told DH during my first labor I couldn't have any more babies. I was near transition at 7-8 cm. lol.... Here we are on number 4. And he was talking vasectomy, but now he talking number 5. I plan on getting paragard at my 6 week check up. I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE PREGNANCIES!