Kate Gosselin: What a BITCH!

So I've been watching Jon and Kate Plus Eight on Netflix, and I have to say, Kate is a smurfing bitch. Jesus Christ. She is obnoxious.

So they take their kids to a bakery to make cupcakes for their 4th birthday and they are making shapes out of foundant and Jon is telling the kids they can eat it, and Kate snaps at him, "Jon! Don't encourage them!" Don't encourage them to what? Have fun? GASP! Oh no?!?! They can't!!

I want to punch her in the face. I kind of, maybe, sort of understand why she's so uptight having eight kids, but for smurf's sake. If you take your kids somewhere to have fun, well, let them have fun! What a smurfing concept?!?!

No wonder they divorced. I don't know how Jon tolerated her that long.

Maybe I'm just way to smurfing laid back, but I have three kids (4, 3, and 2) and not that three compares to eight, but honestly, if we go somewhere like that, I just let them have it.

Then she says, "Well they're wearing church clothes". Here's a thought: Taking kids to a bakery to decorate cupcakes....don't dress them in nice clothes. Hmmm. Light bulb.

She drives me bananas.

Again, I kind of, sort of get that she has to be sort of anal about SOME things, but 90% she takes it overboard.

That's all.

yep! I had to stop watching her. She's a smurf! No wonder John cheated on her controlling ass!

Quoting Devil Duckie:" yep! I had to stop watching her. She's a smurf! No wonder John cheated on her controlling ass! "

For real. I don't condone cheating, but honestly, I don't blame him. She treated him like a child and made an ass out of him on national television for years.

Quoting Devil Duckie:" yep! I had to stop watching her. She's a smurf! No wonder John cheated on her controlling ass! "

 

I stopped watching it too. I hated seeing Jon be abused all the time by her. She treated him like he was one of the kids!!

So many times I wanted to reach through my screen and stab her in the urethra. She's a total douche.

She treated him like he was just another one of her kids!

I feel badly for her children. She doesn't let them do ANYTHING. They can't even be kids. I love the episode where they're playing in the garage and in the driveway and Jon is actually playing with the kids, but Kate's too busy to be bothered. Half the time she's "cleaning" the garage and the other half she's sitting in a chair ordering Jon around. She finally says she's going to make lunch and is bitching because he wasn't helping her clean the garage and Jon yells at her, "YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS!"

Yea, I always thought that when I use to watch the show lol.

She did drive me crazy sometimes. Then I think about having 8 kids at those ages and I start to feel a little crazy too.

Quoting Mrs. Post-tato Head™:" So I've been watching Jon and Kate Plus Eight on Netflix, and I have to say, Kate is a smurfing bitch. ... [snip!] ... Again, I kind of, sort of get that she has to be sort of anal about SOME things, but 90% she takes it overboard. That's all."

Yeah bitch is crazy. I remember she overreacted about EVERYTHING. The BIG GASP OH MY GOD WORLD ENDING CATASTROPHE JOHN HELP!

And if he doesnt come fast enough she just degrades him more. JOHN! JOHN! HELLLLOOOOOO! ARE YOU COMING?!?!?!


Poor John.... I'd HATE to be married to her and tied to her for life. Hopefully the kids dont end up like her.

Quoting Hannah.:" She did drive me crazy sometimes. Then I think about having 8 kids at those ages and I start to feel a little crazy too."

she won't eat mushrooms because "they are dirty" and had to fire several maids because they refused to wash her floors on their hands and knees.

it's not 8 kids driving you crazy. It's you being a controlling bitch!

Quoting FroggysMommy:" Yeah bitch is crazy. I remember she overreacted about EVERYTHING. The BIG GASP OH MY GOD WORLD ENDING ... [snip!] ... COMING?!?!?! Poor John.... I'd HATE to be married to her and tied to her for life. Hopefully the kids dont end up like her."

Oh my God. The "HELLO". Rings through my head in my sleep. God she's obnoxious.

Like the episode where there was water on the laundry room floor...she screamed bloody smurfing murder like a bomb had just hit their house. Grab some smurfing towels and clean it up. Jesus smurfing Christ.

Quoting Devil Duckie:" she won't eat mushrooms because "they are dirty" and had to fire several maids because they refused ... [snip!] ... refused to wash her floors on their hands and knees. it's not 8 kids driving you crazy. It's you being a controlling bitch! "

I love how she has all these "rules", yet the last two episodes I've seen her putting shoes on her kids without socks... Um. That's yucky. And she wonders why Joel's feet stink... Uh yeah, you don't put socks on them.

Quoting Mrs. Post-tato Head™:" I love how she has all these "rules", yet the last two episodes I've seen her putting shoes on her kids ... [snip!] ... on her kids without socks... Um. That's yucky. And she wonders why Joel's feet stink... Uh yeah, you don't put socks on them."

I can't say that's yucky! I personally hate socks. In the summer time, a lot of time my kids are socksless.

Quoting Devil Duckie:" I can't say that's yucky! I personally hate socks. In the summer time, a lot of time my kids are socksless. "

LOL Maybe it's just a pet peeve of mine then. LOL I hate shoes in general, so just thinking of tennis shoes on my bare feet... Ugh. I wear flip flops whenever possible, even in winter and I live in CO LOL

Quoting Mrs. Post-tato Head™:" LOL Maybe it's just a pet peeve of mine then. LOL I hate shoes in general, so just thinking of tennis ... [snip!] ... just thinking of tennis shoes on my bare feet... Ugh. I wear flip flops whenever possible, even in winter and I live in CO LOL"

ok.that to me is gross. I HATE flipflops and people wearing them.

I don't want to see your feet and the sound they make flopping on and off your feet is absolutely obnoxious.

Gross gross gross!