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re: Seriously...Someone come pull this baby out of me!

posted 18th Nov
Quoting Amber Waves:" i dont plan on being a miserable smurf lol ..ill have the help of my mom and SO. seriously. ive been sitting on my ass for 9 months, im ready for it to be over with! lol that so hard to understand?"


Be careful! One of these bitches will call CPS because you don't like being pregnant!
LMAO. These girls are seriously insane.
I ask one question, and they all want to shove their tampons a little too far up their coochies.

If I could, I'd let them enjoy the diarrhea, constant vomitting, headaches, and high blood pressure I've been having and will have to have 3 extra weeks because someone decided to go on vacation.

They will love it. And be so grateful. None of them have ever bitched about having a headache or being sore from being pregnant, you're supposed to love that stuff!

-GAG. Freaks.
quotesmurfs?
I'm due November 26th (a boy) & live in Clearwater,
posted 18th Nov
Quoting blessed×2:" I bet it will happen when you least expect it  "


I hope so. I'm not expecting it now! So now would be a good time...lol!  
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I'm due November 26th (a boy) & live in Clearwater,
posted 18th Nov
Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:" Nope, we just don't appreciate selfish women who don't want to wait for their baby to come on their own and want to self induce. "

Awwwww. Does it suck having a stick up your ass?   sounds like it.
So you don't walk at all? If you do YOU BETTER SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND QUIT TRYING TO INDUCE YOURSELF.

lmfao. Smurfin' idiots.
quotesmurfs?
I'm due November 26th (a boy) & live in Clearwater,
posted 18th Nov
Quoting ☼ MĒ mĒ:" Be careful! One of these bitches will call CPS because you don't like being pregnant! LMAO. These girls ... [snip!] ... have ever bitched about having a headache or being sore from being pregnant, you're supposed to love that stuff! -GAG. Freaks."

I've passed out multiple times, have to inject insulin 2x a day, can barely walk, and cant stay off the toilet at 35 weeks. Am i being a selfish bitch and rying to induce myself?

No.
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I have 1 child & live in Canton, Ohio
posted 18th Nov
<blockquote><b>Quoting ☼ MĒ mĒ:</b>" THANK YOU for actually reading what I posted and giving me a legitimate answer!!! I will keep walking, and I'll try the bath if I can get this whole thing started!  "</blockquote>




Welcome and hope all goes as you plan  . Also I'm foyr months and I often BITCH because of the pain!!!!! So its normal!!!!!
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I'm due May 1st, have 1 child & live in Buffalo, Texas
posted 18th Nov
Quoting ☼ MĒ mĒ:" Awwwww. Does it suck having a stick up your ass?   sounds like it. So you don't walk at all? If you do YOU BETTER SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND QUIT TRYING TO INDUCE YOURSELF. lmfao. Smurfin' idiots."

Purposely walk all the time to shove baby out? Nope, i don't.
quotesmurfs?
I have 1 child & live in Canton, Ohio
posted 18th Nov
Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:" I've passed out multiple times, have to inject insulin 2x a day, can barely walk, and cant stay off the toilet at 35 weeks. Am i being a selfish bitch and rying to induce myself? No."


Do you carry a bucket around for all of the smurf that comes out of your mouth too?
Hahahahahahaha. Sucks for you, I don't care. I asked a question, and you got all upset. Boohoo waaa waaa poor diabetic baby.
GTFO.   But do it sitting down or I'll have to call you a selfish bitch for trying to 'induce'!
quotesmurfs?
I'm due November 26th (a boy) & live in Clearwater,
posted 18th Nov
Quoting ☼ MĒ mĒ:" Do you carry a bucket around for all of the smurf that comes out of your mouth too? Hahahahahahaha. ... [snip!] ... waaa waaa poor diabetic baby. GTFO.   But do it sitting down or I'll have to call you a selfish bitch for trying to 'induce'!"

Wow. To even act like a child about diabetes is a bitch ass move.
What are you 10? Your doctor wouldn't let you go to 43 weeks if she thought it was a risk. You can try all you want but if baby is not ready then get over it. Baby is not coming out.
quotesmurfs?
I have 1 child & live in Illinois
posted 19th Nov
Quoting ☼ MĒ mĒ:" I'd be 43 weeks when I got induced, and nope, I didn't sign up for 43 weeks!"

Aww, poor you. Too bad this pregnancy is about the baby and not YOU, right? If baby isn't coming out now, that means baby isn't ready. Too bad, so sad.
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I'm due July 31st, have 1 child & 3 angel babies & live in Indiana
posted 19th Nov
Quoting Legendary Bonnie Beaver:" UR DOCTOR IZ DUMB! U SIGNED UP FOR FORTY WEEKS! DEAL WIT IT!"
If you are giong to try to rip someone a new one, please use correct grammar. Your* Is* With* and yes, I do see that you can speak correctly so why not use correct english terminology the whole time? Besides the fact that you bitching at her is pointless. There is nothing she is doing at this point that is hurting her baby or is going to spontaneously induce labor. From what I read all she is doing is walking and bouncing on a damn ball. She is an awful mother for that! Oh wait, walking is healthy. Also if that baby isn't ready it won't come out until she is induced. I am 38 weeks and my doctor also gave me the same advice. I think it is more of a comfort measure for the mother. It won't hurt our babies. Castor oil would but walking and hot baths won't. Not to mention, I am being threatened with medical induction so I would much rather try natural methods instead. Pitocin is dangerous. So for the OP I say keep walking and doing what you are doing. People on here freak out way too much. You are term. Not full term, but due dates can be off so who knows, you might be full term right now. My doctor suggested primrose oil also. It doesn't induce labor but it can soften the cervix. Someone women take it vaginally but I personally have only taken it orally. Good luck  
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I have 1 child & live in Missouri
posted 19th Nov
Quoting Ashley Agnes:" If you are giong to try to rip someone a new one, please use correct grammar. Your* Is* With* and yes, ... [snip!] ... labor but it can soften the cervix. Someone women take it vaginally but I personally have only taken it orally. Good luck  

I don't think any one on here had an issue with her doing things that would naturally help her body prepare for labor. I personally walked every night and used an exercise ball to prepare my body. Posts like this pop up all the time and they never receive a good response. The majority of females on here do not like hearing someone whine and want to induce themselves early because they are tired of being pregnant. The end of pregnancy sucks and is uncomfortable but most of us on here have dealt with it and there is very little sympathy for someone who just wants to be induced, especially before 40 weeks. Also, the member you were trying to correct was typing that way sarcastically, she knows how to use correct grammar.
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I have 1 child & 2 angel babies & live in South Carolina
posted 19th Nov
Quoting Sami&Baby Silas:" Wow. To even act like a child about diabetes is a bitch ass move. What are you 10? Your doctor wouldn't ... [snip!] ... weeks if she thought it was a risk. You can try all you want but if baby is not ready then get over it. Baby is not coming out."

Nope. Hubby has an insulin pump but he doesn't act like he's dying  
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I'm due November 26th (a boy) & live in Clearwater,
posted 19th Nov
Quoting ☼ MĒ mĒ:" Nope. Hubby has an insulin pump but he doesn't act like he's dying  "

And i was bahaha  
Bitch please, all i did was state that my medical conditions are worse then yours after YOU saying, oh you'd induce too if you were in my shoes. Uh no. We aren't stupid like you.
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I have 1 child & live in Canton, Ohio
posted 19th Nov
Quoting Ashley Agnes:" If you are giong to try to rip someone a new one, please use correct grammar. Your* Is* With* and yes, ... [snip!] ... labor but it can soften the cervix. Someone women take it vaginally but I personally have only taken it orally. Good luck  "


HANK YOU. THIS IS ALL I WAS ASKING. It's not like I asked where to cut to yank him out lmao. I don't want pitocin either, I've read how dangerous it is and most of the time ladies end up with C-sections which I'm not down for at all. I'd rather start labor on my own, which is clearly what I said in the question but everyone has a big stick up their ass  

Thank you for your answer!! I asked about the primrose oil last time I was at the doctor but I'm already 4 cm dilated and 90% effaced so she said it probably wouldn't do much good, but I've been 4cm for about 4 weeks now lol! I guess it couldn't hurt to try it !  

I better not say that, someone will call CPS because I'm taking primrose oil to "force my baby out" hahahaha.
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I'm due November 26th (a boy) & live in Clearwater,
posted 19th Nov
Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:" And i was bahaha   Bitch please, all i did was state that my medical conditions are worse then ... [snip!] ... are worse then yours after YOU saying, oh you'd induce too if you were in my shoes. Uh no. We aren't stupid like you."

Please, If you knew you had diabetes and still chose to get pregnant, you're the one who should be pointing the awful mom finger at yourself. It's dangerous to get pregnant if you have diabetes. Controlled or not. That's why Gestational Diabetes is such a big issue. It puts your baby at risk because it puts YOU at risk. Asking how to keep my contractions THAT STARTED ON THEIR OWN going, isn't putting anybody at risk.
Maybe read the question next time ? Hm, might help. I'm too stupid to know though.

FINISHED with this. Hahahahaha
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I'm due November 26th (a boy) & live in Clearwater,
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