Do you ever? * evil grin*

When you see a rude pregnant woman or new mom that figures she has it all figured out:

Do you ever secretly ( or not so secretly) imagine them looking a mess with a screaming infant, or having a toddler flopping around a store parking lot, or having their own first born tell them they are a bad mommy, and LOVE IT. I do. Man, I am so tired of arrogant women. I know a few that need a reality check ASAP.

They're wouldn't be billboards on the expressway that say ' never shake a baby' if children acted exactly the way you presume they are going to when they're in your clueless belly!

Please note, I don't support shaking babies. You get the point.

Alllll the time  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Turd Ferguson:</b>" When you see a rude pregnant woman or new mom that figures she has it all figured out: Do you ever ... [snip!] ... they are going to when they're in your clueless belly! Please note, I don't support shaking babies. You get the point."</blockquote>




I get those moments. I find it amusing and sad at the same time. amusing because I can see the kid back handing the mom at age 5 and sad because the child wont have a healthy childhood.

I like to wish colicky babies on people. Only the ones that truly deserve it.

<blockquote><b>Quoting ~~My Pet Wussy~~:</b>" I like to wish colicky babies on people. Only the ones that truly deserve it."</blockquote>




Lol! Seriously.

Yes lmao!
What bugs me also is when a mom wants to give advice on older kids and their child is like, 1 or 2.
It happens on here all the time. There was a thread on here not too long ago where a woman was asking for advice about a 9 year old daughter because she had done something naughty and all these women on here were like "OMG she's only 9!!!! Let it go, you're being too harsh! Blah blah blah..." They were acting like she was 2, not 9. I was like WTF?!? I have a 9 year old and she sure as hell knows right from wrong. Ugh!

<blockquote><b>Quoting ~~My Pet Wussy~~:</b>" I like to wish colicky babies on people. Only the ones that truly deserve it."</blockquote>




This!!!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Turd Ferguson:</b>" When you see a rude pregnant woman or new mom that figures she has it all figured out: Do you ever ... [snip!] ... they are going to when they're in your clueless belly! Please note, I don't support shaking babies. You get the point."</blockquote>




Lol, I am a soon to be new mother & I know I am in for the ride of my life. I have had girls who are 8 weeks pregnant (with their first) try to give me pregnancy advice. All I'm thinking is, I know ALL of this considering I am almost done being pregnant. That drives me insane & then the girls that are due around the same time as me think just because they had an easy pregnancy, their kid is going to be more well behaved then the next. Umm, pretty sure it doesn't work that way. Lol.

All the time.