funny sleep

had to share my funny for the day. last night my fiance couldnt sleep so he was up tossing and turning all night. apparently i stole his pillow and held it straight up in the air for no good reason at all. he said he asked me what i was doing and i let out a few mumbles and went back to sleep. but he told me this morning and i could not stop laughing i made myself cry from laughing so hard. . anyone else have any funny sleep stories?

lmao! that's hilarious! i've punched my SO in the face before... 

Quoting **********Angela ********:" lmao! that's hilarious! i've punched my SO in the face before... "

oh no! haha was it like a straight up hard punch or like a nudge type punch? lol

I cut my SO's face with my toenail before O.o he calls them daggers LOL. They aren't even that long but they're like cat claws LOL. I'd wake up from him grabbing my feet and giving me the crazy look.(x

Before DH and I got back together, I was in my apartment that I shared with my BF at the time.
Apparently I pushed him out of bed, twice, and yelled "get the smurf out of the car!"

Quoting Pirate Hooker {BAMW}:" Before DH and I got back together, I was in my apartment that I shared with my BF at the time. Apparently I pushed him out of bed, twice, and yelled "get the smurf out of the car!""

oh my gosh thats hilarious!!! haha!

Quoting Kayla and Baby Landyn:" oh my gosh thats hilarious!!! haha!"

Not just twice in general. Twice in one night

Apparently I talk in my sleep a lot more than I thought I did. I really think pregnancy is the cause because I don't think I ever did it before. SO said one night I was mumbling about something & got mad at him when he asked what I was saying, my response to him was "IT'S IRISH! LIKE IRISH CREAM, GOSH!" I still have no idea what the dream was about. Then the other night I guess he was laying to close to me & he says that I woke him up by pushing his face back & when he said "Wtf!" I responded with a giggle & "I love you."

Quoting coℓton's mama. «3:" Apparently I talk in my sleep a lot more than I thought I did. I really think pregnancy is the cause ... [snip!] ... to me & he says that I woke him up by pushing his face back & when he said "Wtf!" I responded with a giggle & "I love you.""

I've been told that I sing sometimes. 'I'm a Little Teapot' apparently.
I also told my ex 'the bald eagle took the bacon'

Quoting coℓton's mama. «3:" Apparently I talk in my sleep a lot more than I thought I did. I really think pregnancy is the cause ... [snip!] ... to me & he says that I woke him up by pushing his face back & when he said "Wtf!" I responded with a giggle & "I love you.""

Thats almost as bad as what I did to my SO. I had gone to bed a couple hours before him and was out cold when he came to bed. Well I guess I rolled over and said I love you to which he responded "I love you too, now make me a sandwich." He said that I scoffed and rolled away and then I smacked him really hard in the face then proceeded to 'beat' him throughout the night at random intervals. He said I used 'satellite precision aim' to attempt putting my finger in his bum, and then I kicked him for 20 minutes.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Pirate Hooker {BAMW}:</b>" I've been told that I sing sometimes. 'I'm a Little Teapot' apparently. I also told my ex 'the bald eagle took the bacon'"</blockquote>




Lmao, that's hilarious.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Brandi Milam:</b>" Thats almost as bad as what I did to my SO. I had gone to bed a couple hours before him and was out cold ... [snip!] ... He said I used 'satellite precision aim' to attempt putting my finger in his bum, and then I kicked him for 20 minutes."</blockquote>




Lol, poor guy. I guess he deserved it. Lmao. Was this while you were pregnant or before? I really wonder if pregnancy is the cause of my sleep talking. Because before I only did ot when I was sick for some reason.

Quoting Brandi Milam:" Thats almost as bad as what I did to my SO. I had gone to bed a couple hours before him and was out cold ... [snip!] ... He said I used 'satellite precision aim' to attempt putting my finger in his bum, and then I kicked him for 20 minutes."

DH says I smack him, then giggle about it. I know he's lying about the giggling part. lol

<blockquote><b>Quoting Pirate Hooker {BAMW}:</b>" DH says I smack him, then giggle about it. I know he's lying about the giggling part. lol"</blockquote>




Lol, I guess we are all violent sleepers. xD

Quoting coℓton's mama. «3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Brandi Milam:</b>" Thats almost as bad as what I did to my SO. ... [snip!] ... I really wonder if pregnancy is the cause of my sleep talking. Because before I only did ot when I was sick for some reason."

I wasn't pregnant, but I was on my monthly