Sex fails

Anyone ever had an accident during sex that caused either extreme laughter or injury? A few years back my head slammed into the head board hard enough to require stitches.

I was giving SO a bj and puked all over is dick.
Ha

<blockquote><b>Quoting MysticWitchKat:</b>" Anyone ever had an accident during sex that caused either extreme laughter or injury? A few years back my head slammed into the head board hard enough to require stitches."</blockquote>



We used too much lube & the head went in my butt. I bleed & walked funny for 3 days. Im still scared. I keep my hand over my butthole whenever when get in that position

Quoting Brandie:]:" I was giving SO a bj and puked all over is dick. Ha"

Epic bahahaha.

LMAO at all the PPs. Dh went to switch positions and fell off the bed   I just couldnt stop laughing to get back in the mood after that one.

When i was nine months pregnant, i peed on SO. He thought my water had broken.

Quoting Laura [Syltherin]:" When i was nine months pregnant, i peed on SO. He thought my water had broken."

That has happened to me a few orgasms as well.

Quoting Laura [Syltherin]:" When i was nine months pregnant, i peed on SO. He thought my water had broken."

  was it like alot or a little? LOL That is epic.

Happened with my ex but we were in the bathroom fresh out of the shower getting dressed. He stopped me & started kissing & messing around..soon he had me bent over holding the sink/counter in doggie style & we were really getting into it when, Bam! My head gets slammed into the counter so hard i would have fell if he wasn't holding me. Needless to say we stopped till later that night & were in bed.. lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:</b>"   was it like alot or a little? LOL That is epic."</blockquote>




It was a massive amount.

Doggie style (vaginally) things got to slippery down there and my husband pushed so hard trying to go in my vagina again and he missed had a tear on the outside of my butthole!! like legit bleeding hole!!

Quoting Laura [Syltherin]:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:</b>"   was it like alot or a little? LOL That is epic."</blockquote> It was a massive amount."

LMAO poor guy probably freaked out.

Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:" LMAO poor guy probably freaked out."

The guys I was with thought it was squirting. So hooray for porn and unrealistic imaginations of men :-P

I puked on DF a few weeks ago. I warned him multiple times that when I deep throat I have to control it. He didn't listen...forced my head down when I was trying to come back up for air and to let my gag reflex calm down. Threw his leg over my head...and got puked on.

I kicked my ex in the face...

<blockquote><b>Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:</b>" LMAO poor guy probably freaked out."</blockquote>




He thought it was my water so much so that he started making phone calls and loading the car. He even woke up my mom who at the time , worked nights.