OH man. I had taken my HS boyfriend home to meet my mom (I lived 2hours away from her). We were getting busy on my old bed in my old room, I was on top, it felt great, then I looked on my wall and I saw one of these:
Which, I was a baby back then about spiders (okay, just kidding.. I'd still have the same response today.. )
Anyways, I FREAKED OUT. I don't think I could have screamed louder all while trying to get off of him, but I, erm, clenched too tightly and I couldn't get off, so we both fell off the bed onto the floor. I'm guessing I strained his penis? We literally couldn't have sex for six weeks, but he was way too embarrassed to go to the doctors to see what went wrong.