Quoting Safka9973:" I once received the most severe rug burns I have ever had in my life. It was so excruciating I had to ... [snip!] ... I had to bandage it and use Tylenol pm to get to sleep for the next three nights. Never had anything funny happen, though."
Lol my ex still has rug burn scars on the tops of his feet from doing it doggy on the carpet.
We recently had sex (we've been split up for 2 years) he hadn't had sex in about 6 months and for me it was like.. pretty much the whole two years. So anyways we start fooling around and about 30 seconds into it he just starts laughing, and stops. Im like "oh no did you really? I knew it was gonna be fast but damn!"
Needless to say I made him go again about 30 minutes later! Big fail on his part