re: This is not cute.

They're just plain ugly. Guaranteed whoever wears 'em scratches their corn hole once. No thanx

Quoting privet devushka:" Jesus christ   "

One, two freddie's coming for you!!!!

Lmao. I also think of Edward Scissorhands

There's a girl who a few of my friends go to and she does some awesome but outrageous sharp nails.
She has a whole TUMBLR of the nails she's done/plans to do.
They scare me  

http://nailsbyalyssa.tumblr.com/

Quoting HULK Mama:" There's a girl who a few of my friends go to and she does some awesome but outrageous sharp nails. She ... [snip!] ... sharp nails. She has a whole TUMBLR of the nails she's done/plans to do. They scare me   http://nailsbyalyssa.tumblr.com/ "

All that smurf on there is so overboard.

Quoting privet devushka:" All that smurf on there is so overboard."

Her stuff always looks like that. It's like she wants to see how much bullsmurf she can pile on your nail, toss some glitter on it and VOILA! Art  

i don't know. It'd be so hard to masturbate with those  

Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:" i don't know. It'd be so hard to masturbate with those  "

What if you like, cut yourself?  

Quoting privet devushka:" What if you like, cut yourself?  "

That'd certainly be awkward to explain to a Dr lol

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Smurfing OW.

When I was pregnant, I thought my water was leaking and went to L&D, the nurse was being such a bitch about it and she shoved the paper up there even though I was screaming in pain.
Turns out she gave me a paper cut.  
I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone.

I think I could tolerate them better than those duck-bill nails...

this creeps me out...

Quoting J+D=4:" this creeps me out... "

Ewwww

Quoting privet devushka:" And it's gotta be hard to like, text...and...wipe your ass?  "

but hey on the plus side, digging that bugger out of your nose is now a piece of cake lol

Quoting privet devushka:" Ewwww"

yeah a friend of mine has nerve damage in her finger tips, and says these nails (not these.. this isnt her) help protect her fingers... creepy tho