Prepping for Colonoscopy

SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKS!
UGH.
Can't smurfing eat anything BUT popsicles, broth,coffee with NO creamer, clear drinks and jolly ranchers!
I love food, this is killing me ! lol
I've been drinking this NASTY ASS Smurf to clear out my colons, already made me sick twice. I'm chasing it with plain ol' coffee.
What else sucks BAD, is that noone is here with me, so Evelynn keeps screaming every 3 mins when I have to put her down to go to the restroom!
I cannot wait until this is OVER!

Having prepped for 5+ of them, I understand your frustration. However, just keep in mind it's just temporary and ultimately for your health.

that nasty drink had me stuck on the toilet for the rest of the night i couldnt even get back up! lol i even still had loose booty while waiting at the dr the next day for the colonoscopy. it was horrible.

I had to drink half of it at 5 pm yesterday, and I had like 5 big huge poops, which hurt me BAD. I didn't have runny poop until this morning....
I just wish they'd be clear/yellow so I can be done!!!