re: ..............

<blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>"   Aren't there porn sites that are better for talking about jizz than on here? "</blockquote>




Right.


This dude isn't fooling anyone.

Quoting taylorgurl:" Last week after a 2 week lull in sex the fiance and I smurfed. Now usually he just pulls out and I jerk ... [snip!] ... off over my tummy, which procedes to get covered with his cum. And by covered I mean just that. Like not a space of skin left."

Umm.... If you're TTC, why would he blow his load anywhere but inside? I'm sure his swimmers are good, but they aren't THAT good.

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" <blockquote><b>Quoting taylorgurl:</b>" *rolls eyes* That's not true at all, I post ... [snip!] ... it you can kindly move the smurf on and not post in them  ."</blockquote> The topics YOU have posted, cum guzzler."

Bahahahaha. I'm dying.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mel & a girl named Pey:</b>" Be fair...only 6 out of 11 (unless I missed one) are about the sex.    "</blockquote>




Right. A couple are about kid erections, one is about naked kids, and two about painting with smurf.

Quoting ★Bαtgirl:" Umm.... If you're TTC, why would he blow his load anywhere but inside? I'm sure his swimmers are good, but they aren't THAT good. "

They go in the belly button...duh!  

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mel & a girl named Pey:</b>" Be fair...only 6 out of 11 (unless ... [snip!] ...  "</blockquote> Right. A couple are about kid erections, one is about naked kids, and two about painting with smurf."

Yup...pretty much!

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>"   Aren't there porn sites that ... [snip!] ... sites that are better for talking about jizz than on here? "</blockquote> Right. This dude isn't fooling anyone."

  I just found a post on Circle of Moms where she was talking about her DS's erection.

"So i was knitting earlier and my son was next to me playing his ds. I finished a row, and went to grab a new colored yard, and when i turn i noticed his penis is quite erect sticking straight up in the air. Sooooo awkward."

I mean, it's normal that it happened, but did it REALLY warrant a share??

<blockquote><b>Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mel & a girl named Pey:</b>" Be fair...only 6 out of 11 (unless ... [snip!] ...  "</blockquote> Right. A couple are about kid erections, one is about naked kids, and two about painting with smurf."</blockquote>

And her daughter....but she has two sons.

Quoting ~~My Pet Wussy~~:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting ... [snip!] ... one is about naked kids, and two about painting with smurf."</blockquote> And her daughter....but she has two sons."

Bingo!

<blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>"   I just found a post on Circle of Moms where she was talking about her DS's erection. "So i ... [snip!] ... sticking straight up in the air. Sooooo awkward." I mean, it's normal that it happened, but did it REALLY warrant a share??"</blockquote>




I know a fake ass creeper when I see one.

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>"   I just found a post on Circle ... [snip!] ... normal that it happened, but did it REALLY warrant a share??"</blockquote> I know a fake ass creeper when I see one."

*sniff* Do I smell a Bridge dweller??

TDC in 3 pages  

<blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>" *sniff* Do I smell a Bridge dweller??"</blockquote>




I think probably grosser than that- seems like a dude trying to get women to talk graphically about sex- and even grosser, kids' genitals.

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>" *sniff* Do I smell a Bridge dweller??"</blockquote> ... [snip!] ... grosser than that- seems like a dude trying to get women to talk graphically about sex- and even grosser, kids' genitals."

I was thinking that about it being a man but not about the kids part.  

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>" *sniff* Do I smell a Bridge dweller??"</blockquote> ... [snip!] ... grosser than that- seems like a dude trying to get women to talk graphically about sex- and even grosser, kids' genitals."

Blech. That's nasty.

If it IS a dude, I'm wondering where he's getting his picture from. I didn't get any hits on Google aside from Circle of Moms.