My fiance and his best friend are smurfing idiots ~VENT~

I'm home with the kids and my fiance is out running errands with his best friend and I called to see if he could grab me tampons (I know, I know, Men hate this. and DARE I ASK) but my fiance is a pretty understanding guy and rather then wasting the gas in our HEMI to go back out to the store while he's already there, he whined but said he'd get them for me and i didn't give it a second thought.
Well, my fiance and his best friend come home and his buddy throws the tampons at me and bitches about how my fiance bullied him to not only go get them from the aisle and pay for them.

These smurfholes come home with SUPER PLUS!! 

This is not funny. Is this some kind of joke?? Seriously! 

Sorry if tmi but to me that's like shoving a whole roll of paper towels up there. Ouch!!

So after I quietly explain this to my fiance under my breath he looks at his buddy starts yelling at him about what an idiot he is..

...then proceeds tell him "Dude! You should have got size SMALL! "

REALLY!!! I had to walk away.

I have to use heqvy ass tampons or else ill bleed all over in like 5 mins

Lol. I don't see why it would be a huge deal anyway for him. I guess because he was with a friend. DH will always run and get me pads/tampons when I need em.

Quoting Andreahhh:" Lol. I don't see why it would be a huge deal anyway for him. I guess because he was with a friend. DH will always run and get me pads/tampons when I need em. "

Yup. My man gets me my feminine smurf if I need it. In fact, after DD was born, he made it a point to ask almost every time he was going to the store if I needed more pads or if I needed ANYTHING for down south (this includes stool softeners, fiber pills, suppositories...pretty much anything I might need). And he wouldn't care if he was with his friends or not. Your fiance was being a douche sip and so was his friend.

LOL My boyfriend did the exact same thing awhile back...guys are clueless. When I showed him how big they were he kinda laughed and said he thought they all came in one size.

Quoting RainbowDash:" Yup. My man gets me my feminine smurf if I need it. In fact, after DD was born, he made it a point to ... [snip!] ... might need). And he wouldn't care if he was with his friends or not. Your fiance was being a douche sip and so was his friend."

  I agree!

Quoting Andreahhh:" Lol. I don't see why it would be a huge deal anyway for him. I guess because he was with a friend. DH will always run and get me pads/tampons when I need em. "

I never ever ask him either. I just though these guys are idiots. Tampons don't come in small or large sizes. I can just imagine the conversations these guys would have talking about their girls vagina's trying to talk about them like they are sweaters or pants.

I don't understand why it's so embarrassing for anyone to buy tampons. I mean really, it's not like anyone would think they were for him lol.

Quoting Laciea Delay:" LOL My boyfriend did the exact same thing awhile back...guys are clueless. When I showed him how big they were he kinda laughed and said he thought they all came in one size."

YESSS!! thank you. someone gets it!!!

Quoting RainbowDash:" Yup. My man gets me my feminine smurf if I need it. In fact, after DD was born, he made it a point to ... [snip!] ... might need). And he wouldn't care if he was with his friends or not. Your fiance was being a douche sip and so was his friend."

Exactly. He never cares, or finds it embarrassing.

OP, I think your fiance is a little immature.  

Quoting Andreahhh:" Exactly. He never cares, or finds it embarrassing. OP, I think your fiance is a little immature.  "

You can think what you want. I just though it was funny that they think out vaginas come in sizes like small, medium or the dreaded XXXXXXLLL. I had to later explain what that the light, medium, and super ABSORBANCY indication on the box meant.

Quoting Gia_Nia's_Mama:" You can think what you want. I just though it was funny that they think out vaginas come in sizes like ... [snip!] ... the dreaded XXXXXXLLL. I had to later explain what that the light, medium, and super ABSORBANCY indication on the box meant. "

I guess that's funny.

Quoting ☮ Phuket:" I have to use heqvy ass tampons or else ill bleed all over in like 5 mins"

We can't help that we have a heavy flow and a wideset vagina.

Quoting Andreahhh:" I guess that's funny. "

I just couldn't believe the words came out of his mouth. It's like he was trying to defend me and at the same time he had no idea what he was talking about. Woman stuff, ya know??


You ladies are blessed who have men who will go get your girly things for you and know exactly what brand, color of the box and count to pick up, but other woman like myself can ask our guys to go get those things and they get all nervous. Plus, I love my fiance more then anything and he's amazing but unlessi write it down and text a picture of what i need to his iphone then he's just lost and confused in a sea of scary girly stuff.

Quoting ☠Jenniefahhh:" We can't help that we have a heavy flow and a wideset vagina."

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!! Everytime I see the super plus tampons I think of that movie.