That awkward moment when _____

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Your in the car with SO and your listening to the radio station and there topic is about the booty call catching feelings and what not. Then SO decide to tell you about his booty call back in the day and how they never caught feelings he would only go and smash -.- i dont want to hear it damnit   really Babe really lalalala i got so mad and jealous inside this morning lol

the awkward moment when my husband is falling to sleep watching case 39 and starts telling me how he's in love with bradley cooper

Quoting Baby Rocs Mommy[LPC]:" Fill in the blank? Your in the car with SO and your listening to the radio station and there topic is ... [snip!] ... would only go and smash -.- i dont want to hear it damnit   really Babe really lalalala i got some mad and jealous inside lol"

I do that to my SO all the time  
It doesn't bother me when he talks about the past but it bothers him when I do and I always forget!!

Quoting Baby Rocs Mommy[LPC]:" Fill in the blank? Your in the car with SO and your listening to the radio station and there topic is ... [snip!] ... go and smash -.- i dont want to hear it damnit   really Babe really lalalala i got so mad and jealous inside this morning lol"

Haha SO did kind of the same thing yesterday. About how he made this one girl squirt. I just laughed about it, then we had crazy sex and went to sleep  

Quoting ☮Scarlet Begonia:" I do that to my SO all the time   It doesn't bother me when he talks about the past but it bothers him when I do and I always forget!!"

I try not to bring up the sexual part if i talk about my exs. I just got so mad inside but had to rethink ok this happen years ago lol

Quoting SC11:" the awkward moment when my husband is falling to sleep watching case 39 and starts telling me how he's in love with bradley cooper"

lol oh man

Quoting Crystal Marie S.:" Haha SO did kind of the same thing yesterday. About how he made this one girl squirt. I just laughed about it, then we had crazy sex and went to sleep  "

She shall see what happens tonight. I wonder what he thinks when we have sex hmmm

That awkward moment when...

You're in line at Target, and you really have to blow ass, but you don't want to make a scene. But you let 'er rip anyway... luckily it's an SBD, so you blame it on your three year old.
 

Quoting ☮Scarlet Begonia:" I do that to my SO all the time   It doesn't bother me when he talks about the past but it bothers him when I do and I always forget!!"

I started telling DH a story from something I did a long time ago. We'll call it a "whore" story and he actually got turned on. I was kind of disturbed.

Quoting ☠ Meg13 ☠:" That awkward moment when... You're in line at Target, and you really have to blow ass, but you don't ... [snip!] ... don't want to make a scene. But you let 'er rip anyway... luckily it's an SBD, so you blame it on your three year old.  "

lmao omg too funny

I dont really have any awkward moments with my SO

But the only recent awkward moment i have was..

That awkward moment when your LO is on your stomach and your at the OB office getting a pap smear and your LO starts laughing at what the OB is doing.

Quoting Commander Shepard:" I started telling DH a story from something I did a long time ago. We'll call it a "whore" story and he actually got turned on. I was kind of disturbed."

See i dont want to imagine him sexing anyone else idk it upsets me

That awkward moment when your daughter tells you she wants to be that commercial when she grows up, and it turns out to be one for Molson Canadian...

Quoting BlackVelvet:" I dont really have any awkward moments with my SO But the only recent awkward moment i have was.. That ... [snip!] ... your LO is on your stomach and your at the OB office getting a pap smear and your LO starts laughing at what the OB is doing."

Lol i never had to take LO to a OB appointment.

That awkward moment when...

You're going at it pretty hard, getting in the mood and whatnot... aaaaaaand... you queef. You both laugh. The mood is ruined.