re: That awkward moment when _____

Quoting aℓyssa™:" Or that awkward moment... When you got too drunk while your husband was deployed and you happened to ... [snip!] ... tastes like gummy bears? (I really don't remember that at all... but everyone ALWAYS gives me crap for it.   )"

I wish SO sperm taste like gummy bears ill swallow more lmao

Quoting Baby Rocs Mommy[LPC]:" what in the world where you mad or more that what the smurf just happen"

It was definitely a "WTF just happened?!" We still laugh about it today.  

Quoting Baby Rocs Mommy[LPC]:" I wish SO sperm taste like gummy bears ill swallow more lmao"

Smurf, I guess I just went on about it and then referred to it as "I miss the gummy bears!" all night.  

What's ridiculous is.. I would never describe it as tasting like gummy bears?! LMAO. I have no idea what I was talking about that night and I'm glad I don't remember it.  

That awkward moment when your Department Manager calls you at work, and she is taking a bath trying not to cry.

Quoting aℓyssa™:" Smurf, I guess I just went on about it and then referred to it as "I miss the gummy bears!" all night. ... [snip!] ... as tasting like gummy bears?! LMAO. I have no idea what I was talking about that night and I'm glad I don't remember it.  "

 

When SO and I had just started dating, we were doing the deed and we were drunk as smurf.
Keep in mind, at this point, I had only given two blow jobs in my life, I hate them.


I looked at him in the middle of sex, said "I think someday I'll give you a BJ, your dick is pretty and it probably tastes like Jolly Ranchers."


I don't remember it, but I still get hell for it.   


Btw, it does not taste like jolly ranchers. lol

Quoting aℓyssa™:" Smurf, I guess I just went on about it and then referred to it as "I miss the gummy bears!" all night. ... [snip!] ... as tasting like gummy bears?! LMAO. I have no idea what I was talking about that night and I'm glad I don't remember it.  "

Lol, that's fantastic!

Ok, I've got another one:

That awkward moment when your mother in law offers to clean your house and watch your girls while you go get a get your grocery shopping And you come home, see her off, and then walk into your bedroom to find your sex 'items' that were left strewn around on the nighstand neatly lined up in a row...

Quoting Baby Rocs Mommy[LPC]:" Fill in the blank? Your in the car with SO and your listening to the radio station and there topic is ... [snip!] ... go and smash -.- i dont want to hear it damnit   really Babe really lalalala i got so mad and jealous inside this morning lol"

I'm so glad none of this ever bothers me (same thing for my husband). I have no problem with the fact that he has been with other women. I don't really see why it should cause problems anyway. He was a grown man before meeting me and therefore he was able to do whatever he wanted with whoever he wanted. There's no reason I would ban him from talking about it 100% just because I couldn't handle knowing he had been with other people, lol. I know some women just don't want to hear about it and I understand that but I don't understand how people actually get jealous of their SO's previous sex partners.

Besides, I would've been pissed if my husband had never been with anyone else before me because he surely would've sucked in the sack   Someone taught him right somewhere along the line because he's damn good in bed and I'm glad he got his practice in before meeting and marrying me!

Quoting Boots+3:" Lol, that's fantastic! Ok, I've got another one: That awkward moment when your mother in law offers ... [snip!] ... then walk into your bedroom to find your sex 'items' that were left strewn around on the nighstand neatly lined up in a row..."

Ahahaha. I'm glad our mothers would never clean our house (besides, we live far away from both of them). I always leave the KY on the nightstand without thinking about it. I once had a woman over when we just started hanging out and becoming friends and she came into the bedroom to see this new bed set I had gotten and I saw her notice the sex-related stuff on the dresser   Fortunately she ended up being really open and cool and we're still close to this day. We laugh about it now.