Some guys are just not slick

So I'm in target tonight, and people are already out in hoards doing Christmas shopping. This teenage couple is in front of me in line. They are buying condoms which this girl is obviously trying to show off for some reason. Their conversation:

Girl: "pretty soon we won't have to use these"
Guy: laughs uncomfortably "we'll be using these for a while"
Girl: "oh stop. I will be such a good mom"
Guy: silence
Girl: "and a good wife. Aren't you so excited to have me to make your lunches for work baby?"
Guy: "well I buy my lunch every day sooo it doesn't really matter."


Lmao.

Quoting A&J. ♥:" So I'm in target tonight, and people are already out in hoards doing Christmas shopping. This teenage ... [snip!] ... to have me to make your lunches for work baby?" Guy: "well I buy my lunch every day sooo it doesn't really matter." Lmao."

OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND.

Lol she was probably just trying to smurf with the people around her... SO does this all the time, so embarrassing  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Rawkel.:</b>" OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND. "</blockquote>



Hahahahahahahhaha ew

Quoting Rawkel.:" OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND. "

that's funny smurf.   

Quoting loser mom:" that's funny smurf.   "

I love those memes. There's some amazing ones out there floating around the interwebz.

Lol did she flip out?

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Lmao she looked embarrassed too

<blockquote><b>Quoting Supafly★:</b>" Lol did she flip out? "</blockquote>


No, she finally shut up! It was great lol

Quoting A&J. ♥:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Supafly★:</b>" Lol did she flip out? "</blockquote> No, she finally shut up! It was great lol"

Haha! He sounds pretty darn slick to me.  

Wish I could been you in that line.

Hahahaha, wow what a weird girl must of felt embarrassed at his responses. I would of laughed loudly if that was me in the line