Troll Story 3! -OPEN-

If anyone remembers, over the summer, this awesome lady: http://members.baby-gaga.com/member698043 brought us two "Troll Story" contests.
They were a big hit and a HUGE laugh. So, I asked her if she planned to do more or if I could take over and she gave me the go ahead to do so because she's extra busy these next few weeks!  


I copied and pasted the rules from the other contests, so basically it's exactly the same.





RULES:~ Post your best made up troll story ever!
~ Cant use any troll stories posted here on BG ( by real trolls or found in previous contest).
~ Must be authentically yours.
~ Anything is acceptable and all entries will be accepted.
~ You can solicit for votes but just for the contest in general...no self soliciting allowed.
Examples: http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about2237847.html



HAVE FUN EVERYONE!  

Watching.  

Quoting Chuck Finley.:" Watching.  "

Y u no troll?  



Pimp this contest out to some funny muhhsmurfas you know  

I can't wait to see some of the smurf people come up with   I need a good laugh!

<blockquote><b>Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:</b>" Y u no troll?   Pimp this contest out to some funny muhhsmurfas you know  "</blockquote>




Lol okay.  

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LOL....watching

<blockquote><b>Quoting Asher's mommy [Expecting :</b>" hey guyz. kwik kwestion. i went down on my bf the other day becuz he told me that he loved me that that ... [snip!] ... makin out hard core. after that he went down on meh. could i be pregz? im 17 and i really dont wanna stop tokinnnnnng! YOLO! "</blockquote>




Use the submit entry button, pwease!

hey guyz.
kwik kwestion. i went down on my bf the other day becuz he told me that he loved me that that hed stop smurfin that girl kristina because i wuz the only one for him. well he went in mah mouth and we started makin out hard core. after that he went down on meh. could i be pregz? im 17 and i really dont wanna stop tokinnnnnng! YOLO!

Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Asher's mommy [Expecting :</b>" hey guyz. kwik kwestion. i went ... [snip!] ... i be pregz? im 17 and i really dont wanna stop tokinnnnnng! YOLO! "</blockquote> Use the submit entry button, pwease!"

I didn't even know that existed, it's been so long since I've done one of these! Lol Sorry!!!

Hey guize, my name is Jemanique, I'm 25, and looking for help with some things... I love to have sex. Lots of it. All the time. If I have the guys i'm doing pull out before they cum, I won't get prego right? I have 4 other kids to think about, all by different daddiis each. I can't use birth control because I'm super fertile, and nothing works for me... You could wink at me and I'd end up prego. Anywho, I'm looking for other moms who can relate to me... Especially in talking about my trash baby daddiis... they only pay me child support cuz they have to after all, they all bailed when they found out I was pregs. I'm hoping to meet the next love of my life soon, while living in an apartment with my kids, living off of child support money and selling things they don't use.


Can anyone relate to me?? I just need support.


NO JUDGING! IF YOU MAKE RUDE COMMENTS, I'LL PUT YOU ON IGNORE!

Forgot to put it in an entry. ooops.  

I am going to give this a try just for the hell of it.


Hello, my name is Amberlee and I am new on this site. I am 13 and TTC with my man who is 20. He says he wants a baby with me real bad and I agree because even though we have only been dating for a week, we are so totally in love! He told me he wants me to have all 7 of his kids and I agreed. Well I wanted to know how I could get pregnant with 7 babies at once? He said he would have to cum in me 7 diff times in a night but I am not 100% sure, can anyone help me?

Btw, please no judging, I may only be 13 but I am 100% ready to have a baby, I finished middle school and I have my own lemonade stand in my front yard which I work from all day and make lots of money, oh and that is on top of my bfs salary which he makes by cleaning up his moms house once a week. We are TOTALLY ready to be parents!

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