re: Troll Story 3! -OPEN-

Haaaaaai!

So I totally got invited to this party at my girlfriends house. My mom doesn't want me to go. I think it's because she doesn't want to watch my babies. I told her she can watch the oldest one. I'll take the other two. I bought this brand new coach bag that brings out the colors in my younger two's eyes. It's all plastic lined and smurf too so if they smurf, I can just flip it inside out and rinse. I'll be the life of the party with my coach bag and babies.

I won't even need a designated driver either so I can get smurffaced like old times. I'm only 15, but I handle my liquor like a 40 year old irish man. Anywaaaaaay, I was going to bring all 3 of my kids, but the oldest one (Last years model) is defected and cries and smurf. Totally not hot and trendy. How can I get my mother to watch the defected child?

Please, no rude comments. I take my partying very seriously. Any tips on how you tote your babies around would be nice. Thaaaaaaaaanks!

Okay, so, I go by the name of Shibby.
Heres my story, I may need some real advice to break the ice.

So, I contacted some girl..I asked her to sleep with Bret Micheals..and I would pay her $500.00 for it.
But the catch being, she would have to save his condom and give it to me. Long story short, I am pregnant with Bret Micheals child..uhm..how do I tell him?

I'm going to force a paternity test on him once the baby is here

Hey guurlzz da namez Domini'que and I'm a proud teen mom at 16! I'm so dun wit ppl gettin in ma biznezz especially ma parentz. They alwayz telling me dat I need to stay home wit baybe shaw'tay buh Lyke dat smurf is 2 monfs alredi!! Lyke I spent ma entire summa inside wit him I grew da smurfc uhp MADD quik Lyke I need a brak. Specially caz shaw'tay dad Lebrun haz been in an out ah jail since befo I waz preggo! Ma job at McDonald's is doin me jus fine I'm hustlin an all about dat money $$$$ wurk flow!! Ima be da manager an if not I'm gonna werk and twerk at da clubz as a shot gurl! ((Dream job))
Anywayz how can I get ma parentz off ma bak and get dem selfish pricks ta watch THERE grand baybee?? I need ma lyfe too an besides dey old they ain't bout dat lyfe so why dey trippin?
Also if yuh need advice feel free tuh ask meh, I kno da ins and outs of being uh mom!! I been doin dis for mahd long now!!

I may enter later but I thought this was great.. it was posted on a page on FB by an "admin"

Quoting gare bear's mommy:" I may enter later but I thought this was great.. it was posted on a page on FB by an "admin" "

   

Hayyy horrrseee. I'm 16 1/2. Lets go back to 6 months ago, I was rillll mad at my mom, so i decided to make a move on my daddy. Well, he's not my sperm daddy, but my new daddy since my first ones in jail, kwim?. Anyyywhoo, I just found out i'm pregnant! I'm so friiiiking excited. Got what i wanted, thought i stole my moms man, man the bitch pissed me OFF!! Now, hears the real problem... I planned that i'd just have my mom take care of the kid, and i can see it sumtimz u kno? BUT, shes sooooo mad at me now, and she kicked me out! I got that new preg test, where u pee on it and it tells u who the daddy is .... so now im livin in my new boyfraands, Kevintramin's. Well, he think its hiz baby. Hes gonna b real suprised when this baby comes out yeller as can be! I got this new plan to take care of my little Shanayany Mi'Angel Rose/Tommyla'flare Kingston Youngtown (depending on if its got a weiner or not). Ima load up on duct tape and toilet paper and make its diapers out of that!, wipes? ill use those cleanin ones, they is WAYYY cheaper, and who needs a damn carseat? i mean smurf, someone will always be around to hold the kid, or i can just strap it in the front seat. oh smurf, almost forgot about clothes... eh well it can either wear my old clothes that i cut up for it... or wear its birthday suit all the time lyk its mama!!
What you guys think? Think I can do this!? I'm sure I can!
Don't hate, just appreciate. Later bitcccccches. Keep ya posted

HElllllllo im newe on dis site. im 23 and i just got a ticket. im sooooo mad. the cop said my 4 months old is too younf to forward face. i jus dont get it. they said 20 lbs right? i mean i put food in his bottle so he could reach the 20 lbs limit cuz i lerve seeing my baby when i drive. now i can watch him and put on my lipstick at the same time! its cool though. i gets a welfare check for my bb so its no big. the state can pay muh ticket!

also my 15 year old sister is pregggz and im soo excited! she is 36 weeks and i told her she better have lots of sex and drink that castor oil cuz she is getting FAT, i mean come on gurl.

i hope you are all really nice to me cuz im a good person

Quoting Evelynns Mama!:" Hayyy horrrseee. I'm 16 1/2. Lets go back to 6 months ago, I was rillll mad at my mom, so i decided to ... [snip!] ... What you guys think? Think I can do this!? I'm sure I can! Don't hate, just appreciate. Later bitcccccches. Keep ya posted"

I can't tell if you were trying to be redneck..or ghetto...?

Quoting GrumpsMama.:" I can't tell if you were trying to be redneck..or ghetto...?"

Eh, this troll is very confused.

Quoting Evelynns Mama!:" Eh, this troll is very confused."

maybe she is a woman of african american decent who lives in west by god virginia  

Quoting Sophie's dairy cow:" maybe she is a woman of african american decent who lives in west by god virginia  "

Lol, she's a whitey who used to think she was a redneck, but then decided she wanted to be ghetto when she met her boyfriend Kevintramin.

Quoting Evelynns Mama!:" Lol, she's a whitey who used to think she was a redneck, but then decided she wanted to be ghetto when she met her boyfriend Kevintramin. "

haha thats great

<blockquote><b>Quoting Evelynns Mama!:</b>" Hayyy horrrseee. I'm 16 1/2. Lets go back to 6 months ago, I was rillll mad at my mom, so i decided to ... [snip!] ... What you guys think? Think I can do this!? I'm sure I can! Don't hate, just appreciate. Later bitcccccches. Keep ya posted"</blockquote>


lol

Quoting Evelynns Mama!:" Eh, this troll is very confused."

Very. :p

Quoting GrumpsMama.:" Very. :p"

are ya'll h@ters?