re: When's a good time to start oiling my vagina?

Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" Hell nah, you need the Crisco lmao. "

use the butter kind tho

Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" Hell nah, you need the Crisco lmao. "

That's for the skinny babies, so they'll fatten up on the way out. Fat babies, you gotta be careful and use that fat free olive oil kinda stuff.

I never did that lol. Though one of my best friends told me I should...I didn't. They poured a smurf ton of oil on my vag right before she came out though. I didn't even tear or anything.

Quoting bazinga!:" I've never heard of doing that... Haven't seen you in the thread in a while, how are you feeling?  "

Ugh. I feel horrid. Pregnancy is the worst and I can't wait for it to be over.  

Other than that, I'm great!  

Quoting Robbie's Incubator:" LOL I can prep the placenta for consumption on it's way out.  "

2 in 1...HELL YEA!  

Quoting Amanda Sixx |18 wks|:" use the butter kind tho"

Use butter makes the baby slip right out.

You guys, I seriously want to start eating some butter now.  

Quoting Robbie's Incubator:" "

IS THAT REAL?!
I waaaaaant  

Quoting ProginoskesII (SuperKink):" That's for the skinny babies, so they'll fatten up on the way out. Fat babies, you gotta be careful and use that fat free olive oil kinda stuff."

Smurf, I might just use this bacon grease we have saved up.

Trying to figure out how to PAM it up by myself...like, could I Crisco my XL dildo and do it that way?

Quoting .BAM bitch.:" Trying to figure out how to PAM it up by myself...like, could I Crisco my XL dildo and do it that way?"

That sounds like a plan.  
Too bad Paula Dean doesn't make butter dildos.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Robbie's Incubator:</b>" That sounds like a plan.   Too bad Paula Dean doesn't make butter dildos."</blockquote>



We should probably start a business for them...give Paula a break ;)

can i oil your vagina?

*waves*

Can someone answer my question about the butter stick?!