Quoting Monsieur Tastybutt:" LOL! Porndogs. When my daughter was learning how to put her shoes on, she put them on the wrong feet. ... [snip!] ... told her they were on the wrong feet, she said "Well, who's feet are they *SUPPOSED* to be on?" Ms. Literal. Gotta love her."
Quoting Monsieur Tastybutt:" lol. Sounds like something my son would've said about the shoes! My daughter got into an argument with ... [snip!] ... said "I know you are but what am I?" I had to giggle and walk away for a second before I spoke with my mom about that."