Quoting Hodor(7 weeks):" Oh the dreaded count to three then jump. My son dies that when I go the the toilet alone for once. I ... [snip!] ... count...then say " Saute!"( which is jump)...then a thump and a crying baby because he did not land well. Every...damn...time."
Poor little guy.
You're a lucky woman being able to go to the bathroom alone. Every single time I go LO comes in and will say "Mama you pee, Mama you poop!" Yeah, kid...I'm peeing...thanks. It's times like those where I want to bust in on him when he's older, like 15, and say "Hey, you're pooping!" lol. I can't lock the door, he throws himself against it like he's trying to save me from being sucked into the toilet or something.