re: I feel like a bad mom.

Quoting Hodor(7 weeks):" Oh the dreaded count to three then jump. My son dies that when I go the the toilet alone for once. I ... [snip!] ... count...then say " Saute!"( which is jump)...then a thump and a crying baby because he did not land well. Every...damn...time."

Poor little guy.  

You're a lucky woman being able to go to the bathroom alone. Every single time I go LO comes in and will say "Mama you pee, Mama you poop!" Yeah, kid...I'm peeing...thanks. It's times like those where I want to bust in on him when he's older, like 15, and say "Hey, you're pooping!" lol. I can't lock the door, he throws himself against it like he's trying to save me from being sucked into the toilet or something.

Quoting 624582:" Poor little guy.   You're a lucky woman being able to go to the bathroom alone. Every single time ... [snip!] ... I can't lock the door, he throws himself against it like he's trying to save me from being sucked into the toilet or something."

I said for once. Does NOT happen often. usually, he tried to sit butt naked ON ME when I am at the toilet. Not happening...GO ON YOUR POTTY! lol

Quoting Hodor(7 weeks):" I said for once. Does NOT happen often. usually, he tried to sit butt naked ON ME when I am at the toilet. Not happening...GO ON YOUR POTTY! lol"

Haha! That's awesome. Not really awesome right now, but makes for some great stories to tell him when he gets older.