Whaddyou do when you're not getting LAID enough?

I mean..making...love...enough?
Besides ferociously masturbate or something.

Cos, i'm dying.
I've never been with someone who wasn't a complete sex beast like me,
where every night you have sex, every day you're just teasing, etc etc.

And now, i am.
During the weekdays i try to be understanding, cos he does get up at the crack of dawn,
But i mean, aside from that, he just doesn't CRAVE it like i do.
Granted, we're 9 years age difference (i'm in my 20s, he's in his 30s) but STILL.
C'MON.

What's worse is, i don't even just want it. I need it, to sanely function. It de-stresses me. Etc, etc. Someone has to know what i mean. Plus it's the time where we're doing something JUST US. Every other moment of the day, of course, is kid/family stuff-- which i LOVE. but, you need "us" time too.

And in a few months, when i'm a balloon, it's gonna start hurting my feelings and make me feel crazy/irrational feelings  

And i keep trying to remind him, in a few short months, we wont be able to do it for weeks. And then, we'll have a third tiny human gettin' in the way of doin' the dirty.

Ugh. It just makes me sad to know for the rest of my life i wont be with someone who's as passionate about it as me  

So, go, tell me i'm not alone.

Vibrator FTW  

Quoting Tavi:" Vibrator FTW  "

I wanna do it just right by him but then he'll bitch about the noise, i just know it. hahah. fuuuuuuuuuhhhhhggg. i'm so sexually frustrated and we even did it last night haha

What about morning before work banging? DH works late shift so we usually do it before he leaves for work. In the bathroom or with our door locked quickies. And on the weekend at night after the kids are in bed. I just grab his wang. Like guys grab boobies. Works everytime lol

Your not alone! Its weird though, cuz before baby, i felt like SO didnt want to put out enough, now its ME who doesnt want it lol
But the other night i was crazy horny, and he told me no. I literally bawled. Stupid hormones lol

Quoting boobook:" What about morning before work banging? DH works late shift so we usually do it before he leaves for ... [snip!] ... And on the weekend at night after the kids are in bed. I just grab his wang. Like guys grab boobies. Works everytime lol"

he gets up at 4:30, i'd totally be up for it, but god knows he wouldn't, haha.
and yeah, that's pretty much what i do.
but he'll be down playing his game on the weekend nights and (there's three stories, i'm not just lazy  ) i'll be upstairs putting the kids down and text him to come up and it's just like, "really? this is my liiiife?!" i want someone who's like, itching for the kids to fall asleep so we can do it like i am  

Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:" Your not alone! Its weird though, cuz before baby, i felt like SO didnt want to put out enough, now its ... [snip!] ... its ME who doesnt want it lol But the other night i was crazy horny, and he told me no. I literally bawled. Stupid hormones lol"

oh man, i won't cry. i'll flip out. i know this, cos i have, hahah. i get SO irrational about sex when i'm hormonal and pregnant. (coming from experience with our pregnancy with clara)
ugh, i literally never 'dont' want sex. i always want it  

Quoting KNZ.:" oh man, i won't cry. i'll flip out. i know this, cos i have, hahah. i get SO irrational about sex when ... [snip!] ... pregnant. (coming from experience with our pregnancy with clara) ugh, i literally never 'dont' want sex. i always want it   "

Then gimme some of your nympho powers please! Lately it kinda feels like im not as attached to him as before baby.

Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:" Then gimme some of your nympho powers please! Lately it kinda feels like im not as attached to him as before baby."

I wish i could! i seriously would bottle this ish up and sell it if i could hahha. In different situations, it was a good thing, but with being with Jason, it's a curse  

<blockquote><b>Quoting KNZ.:</b>" he gets up at 4:30, i'd totally be up for it, but god knows he wouldn't, haha. and yeah, that's pretty ... [snip!] ... "really? this is my liiiife?!" i want someone who's like, itching for the kids to fall asleep so we can do it like i am   "</blockquote>



Awww that's sad. I'd probably pull some crazy smurf like unplug and hide DH games if he did that.

Quoting boobook:" <blockquote><b>Quoting KNZ.:</b>" he gets up at 4:30, i'd totally be up for it, but ... [snip!] ... am   "</blockquote> Awww that's sad. I'd probably pull some crazy smurf like unplug and hide DH games if he did that."

gosh, i wish i could do that, haha, i dont wanna die-- or whatever it is nerds do when they get mad    

<blockquote><b>Quoting KNZ.:</b>" gosh, i wish i could do that, haha, i dont wanna die-- or whatever it is nerds do when they get mad     "</blockquote>




OMFG you are funny.

He'd probably dress up and make you play LARP instead  

Quoting boobook:" <blockquote><b>Quoting KNZ.:</b>" gosh, i wish i could do that, haha, i dont wanna ... [snip!] ... they get mad     "</blockquote> OMFG you are funny. He'd probably dress up and make you play LARP instead  "

hahah oh man, that'd be worse  

Quoting KNZ.:" I wanna do it just right by him but then he'll bitch about the noise, i just know it. hahah. fuuuuuuuuuhhhhhggg. i'm so sexually frustrated and we even did it last night haha"

Smurf...Justin wishes I would be like that. Lol, I say go for it. Let him bitch about the noise. 

Quoting Tavi:" Smurf...Justin wishes I would be like that. Lol, I say go for it. Let him bitch about the noise. "

I seriously WISH i wasn't like this! cos i spend 99.9% of my time sexually frustrated   i really want to get inside the head of someone less sex-crazy, just so i can understannnnd!