Quoting [yo.]:" See her new post about her new mans teeth not being up to par for her? Smh"
She disgusts me. Reminds me of a girl I know... I had a friend that was vain as smurf. First surgery she had was lipo... she thought she could eat like smurf and gained all the weight back. She got pregnant, gained a ton of weight too. After that, she got a tummy tuck and lipo that was horrible. Then she got a boob job. She has gotten tattooed makeup. Smurffy smurfing tattoos. Crappy piercings. She looks like ass. She is one of those girls that looks better a bit bigger, she was very overweight for awhile but slightly overweight she looks good. Well she knew I was in love with SO before we started dating. She talked crap about him saying he is fat. Yet... he was smaller than she EVER was. She just decides to suck the fat out of her than work out. Then she got with him knowing it upset me, and told me to "smurfing deal." I was upset because Tony deserves better. She called him fat and sexually unattractive but HEY SHE LOVES HIM! Yeah right, bitch. Had sex with him and said he was too small. Well, maybe he feels small since she would go out weekly to get laid. Seriously, we could go to a bar and at 1am she'd say "Okay I haven't found a guy yet, I need to get on it since bars are closing soon" and would sleep with anyone she could. But right, she loves him.... mmmhmmm. Said he was too small.... don't sleep with 4 new guys a week and he wont feel small!
Well they broke up thank GOD, but it amazed me at how vain she was, all she cared about were the jockhead dudes that treated her like smurf. Oh and get this, when she broke up with Tony she said "I know what kind of body I deserve and Tony doesnt have it. I loved him but he's too fat for me." Smurf you dude! I can post pics of Tony... to me hes smurfing gorgeous but hes by no means an ogre and fat like she said :p When we got together she said "I dont know how you get over it, he's just too small and fat for me. But youve always been into guys that really aren't that hot." She would talk smurf to me and call me a boy because of how I looked. Thank GOD we got rid of her!
The OP reminds me of her. "Wah applebees isnt up to par and wah his teeth are gross" that's okay, your personality is cheap and gross too!!!!