Prank war.

DH started a war last night and I know I'm not going to win but I would love to at least get a few good ones in.

Could you ladies please help me  

I won't do anything to him while he is sleeping, to make him late for work, or anything that messes up his uniform (obviously).

I've already unplugged his xbox (not a great one, but it will piss him off)
and sometime this week I plan on putting vasaline(sp?) on the door handle

Any help would be awesome, Thanks   *I'm currently googling too*

Put some hot sauce in his juice or something. Go to have something sweet and yummy to drink and bang spicy!

Do you have a sprayer for your sink? My brothers used to tie it off and point it so when you turn on the water it sprays you.

Me and my dad did this for like a week. lol
He won.
He would hide all of my smurf every time I left the room where my stuff was. Like, if I went to pee, when I came back into the living room my cigarettes, lighter, phone and cup would all be gone. He'd hide them in good places too. One time I didn't find my cup of mountain dew until the next morning when I went to microwave some food. Yeah, he hid it in the microwave   My remote would be missing out of my room every time I wasn't in there. My shoes would be gone every time I needed to put them on. It sucked. lol

My mom has done this before...but she tied a string to a hanger and when he laid down to go to sleep she starting pulling the string and all the hangers started moving.

This couple is in a perpetual state of pranking.
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this may be silly, but if you have another remote...every time he changes the channel...hide another remote and change the channel. Like we have time warner, so I would grab our remote from our bedroom and change the channel on him when he was in the living room.

Tape saran wrap to cover a door way so he walks into it.

I've antiqued my husband as soon as he opened the shower curtain. It was awesome.

Thanks ladies  
He was quite pissed off when his xbox didn't turn on bahahaha. And apparently he says I'm going to have a rude wake up call in the morning bahahaha

<blockquote><b>Quoting jess m401:</b>" Tape saran wrap to cover a door way so he walks into it."</blockquote>




I did this to my mom to the toilet seat so when she sat down to pee it just ran off lol