Quoting SLB 4 JRB:" yes i am a mom and i will have 4boys i have had 6 pregnancies 2 i had MC's with and no bc doesnt work ... [snip!] ... into L &D with me uh no they dont let kids back there so i like the planning not spontanious and panic of wtf am i gonna do"
Holy run on sentence Batman!
First off, you wanting to do things on your timeframe and inducing for JUST that reason IS selfist. Twat.
Second, I HIGHLY doubt you're allergic to ALL condoms. Highly HIGHLY doubt it. Suck it up and get some smurfing sheepskin condoms. OR, here's a bright idea, get a paraguard. I don't see how an IUD would complicate an STD... Even if you have HPV, an IUD would not complicate that. But getting another hormonal birth control is just stupid. You KNOW those don't work. Why try them again?
You wanting your child out before they want to come out is selfish. I sincerely hope you don't screw up and your baby doesn't end up in the NICU for you kicking them out early. I really do.
OH, and the On-calls would send you home because at 36 weeks, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED to be in LABOR. *mindblown* They would try and stop it to give the baby more time to develop as much as possible, if they're good doctors at all.
Watch the Business of Being Born or Pregnant In America.... you'll see how much half of these OBs give a damn about yours or your baby's safety...